Professional Athlete Cheats On His Wife, And We Care Because

Soccer slash Football star David Beckham apparently allows other women, besides his Posh Spice wife, to play with his balls. You see what happened there? You see, David plays in a sport where the primary playing device is called a ball, and ball is also another word for testicle, which Mr. Beckham has two of. Hence the word "balls" - and on forced occasions, women will play with these balls which could have only been created by a god with a great sense of humour. And humour was what was attempted when we said women - such as Sarah Marbeck - like to play with David's balls. Of course, our sources can't confirm the bedroom antics of Beckham and Marbeck and whether balls, either foot or salty, are actually played with.