The Strategic Nudes Strike Back

In times like these when strategic missiles aimed for the so-called bad guys instead go astray and kill innocent women and children, one must self-reflect and wonder, "What do these tragic events have in common with something that I'm actually interested in, like celebrities?" Luckily, people who know nothing about the world, nor care, but know everything about all that is celeb, you have a place here to avoid those damn feelings of apathy or sympathy for world events. In this report, we explore the celebrity strategic nude. The strategic nude is a well planned pose which's strategy is to strategically cover one's particular body part(s) deemed offensive. These parts may include the breast, its sub parts like the nipple and its sub parts like the areola; the butt crack is another area of naughtiness that seems to stir controversy if too much of it is shown; and of course, the naughtiest of all the bits is the vagina. Determining which bits are offensive always depends on the country you are from. In the US, the nipple is always too provocative for primetime while in Iran, the bare ankle is what will cause a riot at their equivalent Super Bowl. In Canada, anything poking out of the parka in the middle of January will give us that warm tingly feeling in our long johns. The strategic nude is often used to manipulate those cultural differences in order to sell a product (what ever that might be) by using coy provocativeness. The following is part two of a visual study showing examples of celebrities strategically baring all, and yet nothing, so as to displease no one.