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August 26th., 2004
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Luscious lipped Oscar winning actress seen here in 2004's "Taking Lives" as well as a few from her earlier films.
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Spanish actress from 2004’s “Al sur de Granada”
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French actress who's memorable film characters have been credited as Young girl at the party, La femme délaissée, La prostituée, and Henry's Whore in 1990's "Henry & June" - what a career.
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Hey kids, it's another Ex-Power Ranger who's taken off the Yellow suit to become a topless b-movie actress in movies like "Not Another Teen Movie" & "Cabin Fever"
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Actress from "Keys To Tulsa" and "How To Make An American Quilt" who surprisingly was born in '63...
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British actress seen here in 2003's "Love Actually"
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American actress seen here in 2003's "Love Actually"
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Actress who's films include the blah blockblusters "Pearl Harbour" and "Van Helsing" but seen here in 1994's "Uncovered"
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A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multeity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera.
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1. Sensible shoes for the "Running Backwards 101" class.
2. A jock strap with a trusty cup for the "Defending Yourself Against Angry Celebrity Boyfriends" class.
3. Leave your glass jaw at home for "Shooting Sean Penn 101"
4. Apparently, even in this day and age, you still need at least three sharpened No.2 pencils.
5. A good book (or even a crappy one) to pass the time away in "The Art of Photography" - no need to pay attention in this class.
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August 19th., 2004
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Model and Italian TV personality Antonella Mosetti made a heroic effort during her 2003 calendar shoot by walking across coral with its hell invested sharpness and all. "I found the whole experience very empowering," said Mossetti, "and now I know exactly how Jesus felt when he died for our sins." While posing for another shot sitting in a few inches of water, Mosetti reportedly related herself to another religious figure, "Look at me!" she said, "I'm freakin' Moses parting the sea with my ass!" Jesus would have liked that one.
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Hungarian model... is that an oxymoron? No, that'd be a hungry model.
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Was hilarious in the classic comedies "Waiting For Guffman" and "Best In Show" and seen here in "Sleep With Me" and "Anniversary Party"
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Aussie actress from such films as “The Sixth Sense”, “About A Boy”, and seen here in “Japanese Story”
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Her "comeback" after Quentin Tarantino's "Jackie Brown" never really seemed to take quite the same way Travolta's did after "Pulp Fiction."
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Wake up the kids, she played the Yellow Power Ranger for a while then played a naked lady in "Dark Wolf"
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French actress seen here in 2002’s “Sex Is Comedy” - which is so true…
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This actress’ filmography is filled with titles like “Equal Justice”, “Shadow Force”, “Dangerous Curves” and as seen here, “Fleshtone.” She’s even made an appearance on TV’s “Walker Texas Ranger” and yet, no Oscar nomination to speak of for this actress. Oh, the injustice.
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She broke the stereotype by going from a Bunnymate to a b-movie actress in nudity filled movies such as "Dark Wolf", "Dead Sexy" and "Hot Club California"
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1. Brag about your eagle like ability to find a nipple through dense forest.
2. Don't hide the fact that you know how many moles Br1tney 5pears has on her body but have yet to meet her.
3. Greet your long distance zoom lens everyday with, "Who's celebrity offspring will we corrupt today my friend?"
4. Practice getting that perfect ass shot while driving at high speeds by using blow-up dolls in thong bikinis as pylons.
5. Continue to have no concept of privacy.
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August 11th., 2004
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Escher-esque Drawing Comes To Life
Apparently some photographers don't even have to setup their own shoots anymore. Not meaning that they have managers, assistants, and what-have-you to do the setting up for them, but literally, the paparazzi have found a way to shoot another photographer's shoot. Even releasing the photos way before the legit photos ever make it to publication. Maybe this is the pot calling the kettle black, but do these guys have any ounce of originality or creativity? Or is this another form of reporting or documenting? Either way, the final product of the legitimate photographer, the one the models actually let them within a hundred feet, will be of a much higher quality than the grainy is-that-a-nipple-or-a-gnat-on-the-lens type of photo the stalkarazzi will shoot. However, not all backstage photographs are of poor quality or have that peeping-tom feel. In fact, it's often encouraged by many photographers to have other shooters on the set. And when it's an invited behind the scenes photographer, the photos can be just as enticing and interesting. In fact, they often add a great insight to the craft that not many people outside the biz get to see. Although with the wave of so-called reality shows and whacked-out websites, what are the sides of the biz that we haven't seen already?
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The inconsistent personalities of the world will allow the idea that black and white photography adds a moral element to nude photography that full spectrum photography cannot. Apparently, nudity in full colour is exploitive and is only produced for the blasphemers who want to rock and roll all night and jerk off every day. Of course, that's an extreme opinion and there are shades of gray in that argument. Probably most do find that black and white photography adds a dimension to a photo that colour does not - but an element of decency? No, it's the subject matter, not the medium that can add an offensive quality to a photo. So if nudity is offensive to you, what the hell got you to read this far into a paragraph on a site like this?
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Like John Lennon signed an autograph for his would be killer, apparently Verushka (another way to spell it) the former Miss Venezuela who was apparently kidnapped, signed 15 calendars for her captors.
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Venezuelan slash Italian TV show host who's 2005 nudie calendar shoot was crashed by the paparazzi (see 04.08.12 article 'Behind The Scenes') because those poor paparazzi do have such a hard time getting photo shoots of their own with willing participants.
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French actress seen here in 2003's "The Dreamers"
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Italian model turned actress seen here in a few movies made overseas...
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Actress seen here in the French film "Gialloparma"
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British actress.
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B-model...
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August 3rd., 2004
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In times like these when strategic missiles aimed for the so-called bad guys instead go astray and kill innocent women and children, one must self-reflect and wonder, "What do these tragic events have in common with something that I'm actually interested in, like celebrities?" Luckily, people who know nothing about the world, nor care, but know everything about all that is celeb, you have a place here to avoid those damn feelings of apathy or sympathy for world events. In this report, we explore the celebrity strategic nude. The strategic nude is...
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Cage Confused When Wardrobe Didn’t Fit Him In The Trademark Red Cape But Instead A Black Thong And A Brown Mole
During the casting of the new “Superman” movie, which was originally going to be directed by Tim Burton, Nicholas Cage was chosen to play the Caped Crusader – a casting choice that left many scratching their heads. That original idea was later scrapped by the studios and has since changed directors a few times while the lead role remains vacant. However, Cage recently received a new script in the mail which was titled “Superman” and without even reading it, decided to accept the role again for the sake of his kids who were saddened when they first heard their daddy wasn’t going to be Superman. Due to a typo, which is actually rumoured to be a writer’s prank, the script’s title was actually meant to be “Supermodel” - a movie which is the epic journey of real life supermodel Cindy Crawford and her cast of supermodel sidekicks fighting the world’s evil with their beauty leaving the evil doers awestruck by their luscious lips, inviting eyes and flawless smooth skin, based on a true story. After Cage was later fitted by wardrobe in a black thong that bared no resemblance to Superman’s famous red gonch, he realized he made a big mistake. He pulled out of the role faster than the g-string did from his hiney. The role for “Supermodel” remains vacant and the Studio refuses to cast Cindy Crawford as herself because they all saw 1995’s “Fair Game.” However, the roles of the supermodel sidekicks have been decided, and like the original “Superman” movie’s cast, they’re not huge names yet but watch out for these beauties in the future. However, you’re best bet would be just to enjoy the pretty pictures here and forget the nonsense that a good movie about crime fighting supermodels will ever be made.
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Actress from the recently ended TV series "Sex and The City" seen here in the few nude scenes she did in that series...
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No one may have predicted that after playing a mermaid in "Splash" 20 years ago that she'd still be making decent films today like the "Kill Bill" movies.
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Veteran actress from movies like "Annie Hall" & "The Godfather" showing how one would react being caught naked by Jack Nicholson.
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Made acting debut in 1997's "Lolita" and seen here in 2002's "New Best Friend"
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Spanish. Yes, Spanish.
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Are you ready for a flood of information? She's also Spanish.
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During a board meeting in Hell this week, CEO Satan officially promoted Adolf Hitler from janitor duties to seat warmer of a reserved area of Hades which will be occupied by future Heaven rejects, specifically, the Paparazzi. It was only recently that Satan realized that he needed to add an extra wing to the Abyss in order to house the flood of slime and drool covered celebrity photographers in the years to come as they die off falling under the wheels of Sean Penn and Chris Martin's vehicles. Even though Satan doesn't believe that this rogue sect of photo journalists are out and out sinners, rather a sad sad bunch of pathetic creatures, he knows full well that the big guy upstairs won't tolerate them roaming around the Heavens constantly trying to get upskirt shots of Gandhi. So ole Lucifer knows he's going to have make room for them eventually. In related news, God and Satan finally reached a settlement in the case concerning where readers of tabloids and the ones who chronically masturbate to them should go. God ended up agreeing to let them into Heaven and took the brunt of the blame for making Man the pathetic weak creature that it can be during those lonely times.
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