Tsunami Of Paparazzi Flood Worlds Beaches With Their Celebrity-Nipple-Sighting-Induced Drool

Beaches across the globe have been hit by a tsunami of paparazzi photographers dating back to the birth of the "celebrity." Now environmentalists are warning this is having a serious impact on the ecosystem. They report huge concentrations of paparazzi drool found in the sand and surrounding bush areas (superb for camouflage) due to the influx of paparazzi vermin. Scientists say that normal human saliva is completely harmless. However, soil samples take from these celebrity-bated beaches show that paparazzi saliva appears to come from something "inhuman" as one scientist put it. Celebrities are getting behind the cause in huge numbers because any cause with the word "tsunami" in the headline is the cool one to be associated with right now. Meanwhile, starving African children are trying to find any water they can to throw on themselves in an attempt to get some of the tsunami driven celebrity attention thrown their way.