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Issue 2005.01.28 | Author : The D-Man
Miscellaneous Variety (Members Bonus)
| 48 images | A visual study of the diverseness, diversity, multiplicity, multifariousness, multiformity, multiplicity, variousness, variety if you will, that exists among the world of celebrity ranging from film actresses to fashion models to b-movie actresses to athletes to musicians to tv personalities to people that just happen to get naked for a camera so as to be widely seen by folks such as yourself.
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Tsunami Of Paparazzi Flood World's Beaches With Their Celebrity-Nipple-Sighting-Induced Drool
| 33 images | Beaches across the globe have been hit by a tsunami of paparazzi photographers dating back to the birth of the "celebrity." Now environmentalists are warning this is having a serious impact on the ecosystem. They report huge concentrations of paparazzi drool found in the sand and surrounding bush areas (superb for camouflage) due to the influx of paparazzi vermin. Scientists say that normal human saliva is completely harmless. However, soil samples take from these celebrity-bated beaches show that paparazzi saliva appears to come from something "inhuman" as one scientist put it. Celebrities are getting behind the cause in huge numbers because any cause with the word "tsunami" in the headline is the cool one to be associated with right now. Meanwhile, starving African children are trying to find any water they can to throw on themselves in an attempt to get some of the tsunami driven celebrity attention thrown their way.
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Alessia Fabiani
| 9 images | She’s one of those celebrities (from Italy) who has at least two slashes on her resume describing her job titles: model slash actress slash pop star slash nudie calendar subject matter slash unknown to most living outside of Europe... slash.
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Leilani Dowding
| 5 images | British model who’s become so popular that she now earns more exposure and appears on more than just the 3rd page.
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Elisabetta Gregoraci
| 25 images | Another Italian model making her splash into the consciousness of nude celeb site meanderers...
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Abi Titmuss
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Issue 2005.01.26 | Author : Fuswald
Pile O Caps Part 1 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 2 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 3 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 4 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 5 (Out With The Old)
Mixed Scans for the Members 1 (Members Bonus)
Mixed Scans for the Members 2 (Members Bonus)
Mixed Scans for the Members 3 (Members Bonus)
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Issue 2005.01.21 | Author : The D-Man
More Strategics In Strategizing The Strategic Nude
| 48 images | Strategizers in the celebrity photography industry have strategized a very strategic form of shooting known as the strategic nude. The strategy behind this concept is to give the impression that a celebrity is photographed in the nude so has to get everyone’s attention. This stratagem is spread further by celebrity drivel news shows announcing that Sally Celebrity is in some “hot new hot NUDE photos that are so hot that even hot finds it too hot to handle, which means that must be really hot”. Then poor John Fan finds out that some stupid piece of cloth or damn limb has been “strategically” placed in front of Sally’s fun bits. Magazine sold. Fan sad. Strategists then sign Amy Actress to pose for the next super hot nude layout which will be so hot that when asked if it is hot, the answer will be, “Yes sir, it IS hot.”
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The Week In Rearview (Members Bonus)
| 36 images | A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...
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Jennifer Lopez (Members Bonus)
| 21 images | Since she seems to have fallen off the media's radar all of a sudden, let's revisit some old photos of hers... BUT it appears these shots are actually outtakes from some of her well known photo shoots (high quality versions too) so really, they are new to many. (Does being born to Puerto Rican parents qualify as international?)
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Kira Eggers (Members Bonus)
| 16 images | A collection of photos where one might not assume that this Danish lady has in fact been in films where actual intercourse has taken place for all to see. Yes, it's true.
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Laura Tresa (Members Bonus)
| 8 images | Co-host/star/eye candy (not sure which) of an Italian variety show called “Barbecue”. The variety being the different kinds of meat they cook up each week.
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Marta Lopez (Members Bonus)
| 7 images | She was expelled from the Spanish version of "Big Brother". Man, we're really reaching for "celebrities"...
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Sonia Monroy (Members Bonus)
| 14 images | Former singer of a band called Sex Bomb and is know from a famous Spanish late night show called Cronicas Marcianas.
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Ralitza Tornova (Members Bonus)
| 8 images | Who the hell knows?
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Issue 2005.01.15 | Author : Fuswald
Pile O Caps Part 1 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 2 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 3 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 4 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 5 (Out With The Old)
Pile O Caps Part 6 (Out With The Old)
Mixed and Mixed Up (bet ya know them) (Members Bonus)
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Issue 2005.01.13 | Author : The D-Man
Escape Is Not At Hand For The Travellin' Celebrity (Members Bonus)
| 68 images | Recent reports conclude that celebrities are not allowed to have vacations. No little getaways. No times to themselves. No “me” time. Thanks to publications, like this one, which perpetuate the invasion of privacy by publishing photos taken by the stalkerazzi, celebrities no longer are allowed to “get away from it all” – not that they ever were allowed - but technology has made even the most private moments like checking for crabs that may have crawled into your bikini bottoms while chilling out on the beach are captured for all to gawk at. It’s kind of pathetic that there is such an insatiable interest in such a mundane moment as adjusting your bits but there it is. So to hell with our actual distain for such acts of personal violation no matter how famous someone may be. Here are celebrities just trying to be like you and me by having those moments to themselves where one could only hope that no one is looking.
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Here Comes The Flood Of Petra Nemcova Photos
| 24 images | Pun intended. Offense not intended. The most famous person to be injured in 2004’s tsunami turned out to be SI swimsuit supermodel Petra Nemcova. So of course, the internet is being hit with a huge wave of photos featuring this bathing beauty. The editors of this website have decided to go with the flow and also show some of those photos along with some other supermodels who have more than likely been hit by a wave or two but on a much smaller scale.
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The Strategics In Strategizing The Strategic Nude
| 48 images | Strategizers in the celebrity photography industry have strategized a very strategic form of shooting known as the strategic nude. The strategy behind this concept is to give the impression that a celebrity is photographed in the nude so has to get everyone’s attention. This stratagem is spread further by celebrity drivel news shows announcing that Sally Celebrity is in some “hot new hot NUDE photos that are so hot that even hot finds it too hot to handle, which means that must be really hot”. Then poor John Fan finds out that some stupid piece of cloth or damn limb has been “strategically” placed in front of Sally’s fun bits. Magazine sold. Fan sad. Strategists then sign Amy Actress to pose for the next super hot nude layout which will be so hot that when asked if it is hot, the answer will be, “Yes sir, it IS hot.”
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A How To With Clara Morgane (Members Bonus)
| 12 images | In this week’s “How To” we learn from French model and actress Clara Morgane the art of the Kuma Sutra. You can see here Clara, and some complete knob, demonstrate the different positions of this ancient Indian mating dance. Unfortunately, deciphering the text here is like reading a set of Ikea instructions due to it being in a foreign language. However, it wouldn’t be foreign if someone around here actually got a proper education and picked up a second language in high school. Visual learners will pick up the main points here...
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Pirelli 2005 (Members Bonus)
| 22 images | The following is the most complete and by far, the best online quality versions of this year's Pirelli calendar.
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The Making Of
| 11 images | ... a handful of nudie calendars featuring various top models from different corners of the Earth. Notice how the models appear to make love to the camera. To marketing geniuses, this is referred to as “the direct stare to all the lonely men out there who can be fooled into believing they have half a chance to be with this beautiful woman” selling technique.
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Sophie Howard (Members Bonus)
| 16 images | British model who’s made a name for herself by appearing between pages 2 and 4.
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Issue 2005.01.07 | Author : The D-Man
The Week In Rearview
| 30 images | A visual retrospective of the rear perspective showing the week's past internet appearances of famous and semi-famous backsides, hams, buns, derrieres, keisters, hineys, sterns, asses, beams, fannies, behinds, hind ends, bottoms, poop shutes, breeches, rumps, poopers, duffs, seats, hunkers, bums, tails, butts, rear ends, cans, posteriors, cheeks, fundaments, arses, haunches, hinders, prats, rears, tail ends, tokuses, booties, the seat of one's pants...
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Study Predicts That In 2005 Celebrities Will No Longer Be Famous
| 36 images | With the trend in 2004 of non-famous and non-talented people becoming celebrities, a study concludes that in 2005, celebrities will cease to be famous at all. These non-famous people will continue to not sing live, not act, or do anything significant but no one will be watching them or care. Do we have the strength to ignore these non-famous people so they finally go away in 2005? Please say we do... until then, here are some non-famous people and some actual famous people.
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Supermodel Fanatic Suddenly Becomes Aware Of World Events (Members Bonus)
| 101 images | While watching Access Hollywood, Tobey Squireman of Burnaby, BC was suddenly made aware that there is a world beyond the fashion world. “If it weren’t for the show’s coverage of SI cover model Petra Nemcova’s near fatal trip to South Asia during the horrific tsunami disaster,” Squireman said, “I wouldn’t have known that Sri Lanka was an actual country. Thanks Access Hollywood for the geography lesson and for keeping me interested by throwing in footage of pretty Petra Nemcova... before her accident of course.”
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Luciana Vendramini (Members Bonus)
| 15 images | Another Brazilian export, not a supermodel this time but an actress.
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Reka Ebergenyi (Members Bonus)
| 23 images | A fashion model with actual curves, what is going on? Let's not get too excited folks. The fashion world can't possibly remain sane for more than 5 minutes at a time.
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2005 Alessia Merz (Members Bonus)
| 21 images | Compared to the numerous 2005 calendars coming out of Italy, this isn’t the most striking of the bunch... beautiful model, but the concept and photography doesn’t break any new ground.
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Issue 2005.01.06 | Author : Fuswald
Virginie Ledoyen
| 9 images | Vidcaps or French born Virginie Ledoyen. Virginie was a model in print and on TV from the age of 2. Now that is starting young. (child labor?)
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Tiffany Shepis
Sigourney Weaver
| 10 images | Aliens (1986) .... Ellen Ripley, Ghostbusters (1984) .... Dana Barrett/The Gate Keeper
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Shannon Elizabeth
| 8 images | 24 year old Texan model and actress Shannon Elizabeth Fabal. One film many would be familiar, Shannon played Nadia in American Pie.
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Serena Grandi
| 24 images | Italian, Miranda (1985) .... Miranda, Grim Reaper, The (1981) .... Mary
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Nicola Charles (Members Bonus)
Nazli Tanrikulu (Members Bonus)
Sean Young (Members Bonus)
| 15 images | Born in 1959 with over 60 films to her credit Sean Young has been very busy.
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