Paris Hilton

Oh Paris, will you ever learn? Or HAVE you learned the fine art of media manipulation in order to remain the hot topic around the water cooler? Maybe we should all learn a thing or two from Ms. Hilton and start leaking our naughty photos “by mistake” from our fancy high-tech friends-stayer-in-toucher device in order to remain trivially famous so we can pay for our $25,000 handbags and angora dog mittens. Support her cause and check out what all the hullabaloo is all about…