Strategic Nudes (Members Bonus)

Strategizers in the celebrity photography industry have strategized a very strategic form of shooting known as the strategic nude. The strategy behind this concept is to give the impression that a celebrity is photographed in the nude so has to get everyone’s attention. This stratagem is spread further by celebrity drivel news shows announcing that Sally Celebrity is in some “hot new hot NUDE photos that are so hot that even hot finds it too hot to handle, which means that must be really hot”. Then poor John Fan finds out that some stupid piece of cloth or damn limb has been “strategically” placed in front of Sally’s fun bits. Magazine sold. Fan sad. Strategists then sign Amy Actress to pose for the next super hot nude layout which will be so hot that when asked if it is hot, the answer will be, “Yes sir, it IS hot.”