If Youre Jessica Albas Father, Leave Now and Go To Another Site Not Featuring Your Hot Daughter

As Jessica mentioned on Letterman last week, her father was aghast by her rather innocent and so-called nude (strategic nude) pictorial in the recent edition of Gentleman’s Quarterly. Apparently he found it a form of disrespect to his paternal status. Perhaps Papa Alba should join the Jon Voight Foundation of Fathers Who Have Difficulties With Their Yummy Celebrity Daughters (JVFOFWHDWTYCD for short). The fact that Jon (who’s daughter is Angelina Jolie) named the foundation himself and used the word “yummy” may require an entirely different foundation to deal with THAT problem.