Is it juvenile of us to automatically see this set of pictures and have our minds conjure up crude references to the obvious involving “love explosions”? Well, perhaps we are. However the grown ups in us also see this set of images involving Argentine actress Julieta Ortega and think what a cliché it is to pour some sort of dairy (or whatever that stuff is) on a nude model to make “art”. We must admit though, this one is executed well.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
A collection of classic, yet contemporary images that have been upgraded in quality and/or size. We’ve also thrown in some brand new images which go with the others.
Hopefully, Triana Iglesias will not be like others who share her last name that pick up a mic to sing just because their father does. Although, these days, it seems anyone who is able breath out of their mouth can manage to poop out a platinum selling album. For now, Triana remains a model and only a model. Yay for one dimensional!
When ones replaces the beginning letters in a word with “schm” it usually means they don’t give a damn about the preceding word. This is exactly what the paparazzi think about a celebrity’s privacy. Not that anybody would care, but I’d always be curious to know how much a paparazzo values their own privacy. Sounds like we’re sympathetic to these poor celebrities who are stalked by cameras. Yet, we’re showing the end result by showing these photos of their private moments. That’s because we like to keep people guessing. Or, we’re just jerks.
Eva Longoria voluntarily chained her naked body for a Brit mag recently – vary niiice! This “Desperate Housewife” cast member has yet to pose fully nude. Yet, whenever she poses for the lens, as you can see here, it’s always SEXY TIME!
Believe it or not, there is one thing about Paris Hilton that actually stimulates my brain. It's my internal debate trying to figure out if she is either a complete moron (which is an easy conclusion to make if you've ever seen her on a talk show) or she is quite brilliant and very self-aware of her actions and how they keep her in the spotlight. Take this latest news of her personal belongings (videos, photos, diaries, etc.) that was apparently "stolen" from a self-storage facility and then released to the public via the interweb. She's either a complete idiot to think in this day and age that she can film herself naked and not have it leaked to the media. Or she's well aware (at least in the back of her mind) while having one of her rotating man-friend's flash her boobs in front of her cell phone camera that it will eventually "get out" and once again, put her name in the headlines. So in the end, it appears she probably only uses this specific brilliance she has for self-promotion and not for anything meaningful, which in our opinion makes her a moron. So now that that is settled, we no longer have to waste any more brain power on Paris Hilton.
Here are the self-made movies showing Paris naked and being very coy with it. No brain power required to sit back and witness the freak show...
The whole fascination with Lindsay Lohan is a bit odd to us. Sure, she’s pretty. Sure, she has some marginal talent. Sure, her breasts are out of this world... but really. Is she really that interesting to make the thousands of headlines in the last year that she manages to get? Shit, our distain for Lindsay’s over exposure is giving her more exposure. Ah hell, who cares, her breasts are out of this world. God, I hate myself.
That would be a terrible and juvenile play on words of Mena Suvari’s breakthrough film “American Beauty” which refers to some new topless photos of the actress recently taken by some lowly paparazzo down in Miami. However, if you’re familiar with Mena’s previous work with the paparazzi in which she’s pumping gas in tight slacks (many more of these in the BoB Archives) you know then that we’re all waiting to one day be able to use the even better punned headline “American Booty”...
American Marguerite Moreau, known for Wonder Years, D2 Mighty Ducks, Free Willy 2, D3 Mighty Ducks, O.C., an the list goes on. Shown here in 'Easy (2003)'.
Even the mainstream TV entertainment media has caught on to the silliness but truthful fact that Jessica Biel’s bottom is one of the nicest in Hollywood these days. Her bikini clad booty has been the bull’s eye for many a paparazzo and has garnered this former “7th Heaven” cast member a lot of press in the last month or so. (We’re still waiting for the HQs...)
Even though these paparazzi shots show more bare skin than the Jessica Biel shots, bets are that these topless shots of Rebecca Loos (who apparently had an affair with David Beckham) won’t get quite as much attention.
The Beautiful and Naughty Sides of Keeley Hazell (Members Bonus)
So we have another b-class celeb performing in their own sex tape which just happened to get leaked on to the interweb. Keeley Hazell has became one of, if not, the most published model of 2006. So her popularity should make this latest celeb sex tape highly anticipated and like so many highly anticipated things (Hello Star Wars prequels) they almost never live up to the hype. We will let you be the judge of this little 10 minute movie of Keeley getting kozey and felatic with her man friend. Unlike most content on this site, we do consider this “porn” so we are sticking it the member’s area. Plus, the bandwidth would kill us. Sorry kids.
Michelle Phillips in 'Valentino (1977)'. Michelle Phillips first became known as a member of the pop group, "The Mamas and the Papas". She sang the Mamas and Papas song, "Dedicated To The One I Love" on a March, 1987, episode of "Knots Landing" (1979) in her role as Anne Matheson. She is the mother of singer Chynna Phillips and stepmother of actress Mackenzie Phillips. Once married to Dennis Hopper.
Italian Showgirl (a girl on a show) who appears to have two calendars out this year. The previous one we showed wasn’t nearly of the quality that this was is at. It’s amazing how having a talented photographer at the helm makes such a difference.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
This is a large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
Here is Maddalena’s 2007 complete calendar to update a previous post. Who is she? Well, she was the second half of Elisabetta Canalis’ Veline (models who dance around on an Italian TV show) and only now has gotten her own calendar.
Let’s take a moment and slide into the low-life character known as The Objectifier to talk about Manuela Arcuri’s bum. This Italian bombshell may easily have the nicest (and natural) breasts ever to be created by Lady Nature, but lately, it appears she’s been hired to pose in lingerie to give her other nicely nature nurtured body part, her ass, a little attention. So as you can see, she’s diversifying her resume.
Patrolling the beaches are the scantily clad celebs with the peering paparazzi following closely behind. It’s weird that this weird phenomenon (sanctioned stalking) happens so much now that it has become an accepted form of journalism. Weird.
Elena’s big break was winning the Elite Model Look Competition in 1999 which got her a permanent gig of being an “Elite Model.” She’s gone to be a bit of a reality star by appearing on the Italian version “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!” Probably to most of you, she’s best known for appearing in her stunning calendars... and so, here is her latest.
First to Italy to see showgirl Adriana Volpe. Then off to Greece for a little Elsa Toli. We make our next stop in Spain to check out “Gran hermano” star Gemma Guzman which then brings us to Jolly Ole to gaze upon Nikkala Stott. Then finishing our excursion in Mexico to introduce ourselves to actress Ninel Conde.
Yet another female celeb from the country of Italy to pose for a sexy wall hanging time-piece we know as a calendar. (FYI, the missing 4 are already in the database.)
According to a lad magazine from Britain, these are the 100 hottest topless shots of 2006. D’s not a big fan of top lists whether they count down music, movies or celebrity body parts because they almost never reflect his opinion. Does anyone else wonder who comes up with these lists? Do you ever have the feeling that everything that is deemed “popular” sucks? Or is D all alone here?
Oops, Ashlee Loses Both Her Nose and Her Top (Members Bonus)
Along with new snaps of the most annoyingly over-mentioned untalented celebrity of this decade falling out of her top, we have a bunch of other “celebrities” experiencing some accidental (and some not so accidental) public nudity. We must give extra kudos to the one that came up with D’s favourite nickname for the pantieless trio (Spears, Hilton and Lohan) by calling them “The Three Snatchketeers.” That’s good shit.
A body model; a younger, hotter, slightly less messed-up version of a pop singer in sheer; a Canadian supermodel; a new actress to bust out on to the movie scene; a rock star’s daughter; an Olympian; an Oscar winning actress’ sexy back; the least F’d up Jackson; an over inflated Brit pinup model; the latest big screen Lois Lane in sheer; a super model turned decent actress; an Italian celeb; a fashion model in paint; an extremely sexy actress currently on the TV series “Without a Trace”; another actress sporting a sheer top; a musician in sheer; and lastly, a famous porn star who could and does moonlight as a decent model.
Visually studying the art of covering one’s privates for the camera. Some use a hand and others may use both hands. While others may use a limb such as an arm or a leg to strategically cover the FCC hating parts of the body. In some instances, one will get creative and use a foreign object to obscure. This could be a scarf, a clam shell, a puppy dog or the fig leaf made famous by the Christians. Sometimes it’s as simple as contorting the body away from the camera just ever so slightly.
How Superman Would See The World Part VI (Members Bonus)
Another installment of the popular x-ray series where Photoshop hobbyists have taken a real photo of a celebrity wearing very oh-so slightly transparent clothing and plays with the brightness/contrast tools (and probably with other tweaks in PS) to reveal even more than what the naked eye could see before. These are not fakes. They are simply enhanced photos made to reveal what was already there. Poor celebrities. Even more privacy has been taken away from them because of god-fer-saken technology.
Famous (in Italy anyway) adult movie star who’s 2007 calendar was full of cheese and tackiness (which can be seen in the database.) However, this little set of photos is quite the opposite with its decent lighting and simple/classic theme. Seriously, her calendar was so bad it looked like it was shot about 20 years ago.
Again, in Italy, (at least we believe this dark haired hottie is from around there) model Brigida Maugeri has managed to garner some attention on the interweb. And look, not only does her carpet match the drapes, but she actually has a carpet. Many a Hollywood starlette could take a queue from Brigida here.
Bits of 2007 calendars that we have yet to fully put together. They include calendars of former Wild On! host (who’s first nude shoot was on BlueNudes) Brooke Burke, along with French adult star Clara Morgane. Then a pair of Italians: model Nora Amile and adult star Roberta Missoni, and the most revealing shots from this year’s famed Pirelli calendar. Plus, bits from the annual Aubade lingerie calendar and calendar extras from Italy’s Maddalena Corvaglia’s 2007 edition.
