We thought we’d two fake words to describe an athlete of a fake sport. Candice Michelle also has elements of her physique that appear to be fake, but like some many fake things in life, we can’t help but want to indulge ourselves in them. Personally, we’re not big fans of the fake wrestling or the fake chests but holy smokes, a lot of you do. It’s like pop music. Most of it’s unreal crap but their must be some merit to it if so many people like it. Or perhaps, us simple humans are easily manipulated by marketing geniuses who target our core animalistic senses into buying their shit and actually make us think it’s good. Sorry for the rant. Don’t mind us and just go indulge yourself is some toned round naked fake female goodness...
HD T and A and Reduxed With Quality (Members Bonus)
These are the largest of the large high resolution images of celebs to hit the online recently showing the most minute details of the split seconds of Britney’s hot phase along with a number of other female celebs who have managed to stretch out their hotness much longer...
Seems every time we refer to an attractive Latina, the media must use the word spicy. So we will again. Spicy Latina actress Roselyn Sanchez of the show “Without A Trace” did some spicy scenes as a stripper in a little movie called “Yellow” and here they are. Spicy.
Down to earth actress who seems to be in every Morgan Freeman suspense murder movie filmed in the last 5 years, but is seen here in nude scenes from.'Norma Jean and Marylin' and 'Bug'
Ok, ready to hear something rather sexist? We fore warn the sensitive types so they can sit down and take a breath. We also mention that it is a sexist statement for all the sexists out there who don’t realize they are being sexist when they say this. Ready? Ok, here it is: fact is, or actually, in our opinion, Kate Booth would not be a pinup model if it weren’t for the fact that she has big tits. Ok, so that’s not a grossly sexist statement but it’s not exactly nice or one you’d blurt out to your girlfriend. However, it’s kind of true at the same time. We feature her because she’s become a somewhat well known name lately amongst the British pinup models but based on these pictures, we’re not sure why? Oh yeah. The big tits thing. You sexist pig.
Classic 2001 Oops Appearance By Shannon Elizabeth (Members Bonus)
It was way back in the year of the real millennium when the Y2K paranoids had a year to settle down from that unwarranted scare. It was also just before all hell broke loose in September. It was the 2001 MTV Movie Awards when Shannon Elizabeth showed up with her famous co-stars from American Pie, her two breasts. Both of whom made a surprisingly exposed appearance under a very thin and sheer top. Was it an accident? Was it a publicity ploy? Who knows? All we know is that she also brought her stooge of a boyfriend who later became her husband. We only call him a stooge because it is customary for tabloids to dis a celebrity’s spouse if they aren’t as attractive as their celebrity partner. So now that it’s the future, we can now present this piece of history in much higher resolution images from that titillating night. We’ve also thrown in more Oops moments from the more recent past.
She’s been a regular on many unsuccessful sitcoms. “Unsuccessful” in the eyes of the networks anyway because the shows didn’t get 10 billion viewers within 2 episodes. Stupid networks and their cancelling ways. Anyway, Paula Marshall has finally done a nude scene much to the delight of TV-aholics who have been watching her for years. Here she is in the Showtime series “Californication” along with a few of her co-stars including the all grown-up Madeline Zima who was one on The Nanny...
Now here’s a stunner from Poland, Land of the Po. Marta Gut is a fashion model by trade and not one of those plain editorial models who make you scratch your head asking yourself why is she a model? Am I missing something? No. Marta is one of the no-questions-asked beauties. It’s just obvious no matter what your preferences are that she’s pretty. Have we mentioned that she’s good looking?
The stalked and gawked of the famous variety as of late are the lovely Sienna Miller, a few of the uncensored shots of Vanessa Minnillo with Nick Lache, the legally aged actress from High School Musical 2 Vanessa Anne Hudgens, along with a lot of European lady celebs.
Finally with news that a second X-Files movie will happen comes the DVD release of “Straightheads” starring Gillian “Scully” Anderson in her second and most significant nude scene...
She was a JLo fashion model (whatever that might be) and is or was on two different TV shows called “Saints & Sinners” and “Fashion House”. Natalie is now slated to play the romantic lead in the upcoming “Death Race” (sometimes called Death Race 3000) which is a remake of a Roger Corman film that starred David Carradine and Sly Stallone. Now back to this “JLo fashion model” thing. Does Jennifer Lopez have her own line of fashion models now? Silly.
As are these pinups who never seem to be photographed in their native land of Britain unless it’s in the studio. Seems like the socked in cloudy look doesn’t mix well with oiled up naked models but we’d like to see an edgy photographer give it a go with these popular busty models to shoot something a little darker. These shoots always seem do darn “happy” and who wants that? Happiness can be so darn boring sometimes but so would darkness be if that’s all we got. Never mind. Just look at these topless ladies if that’s what makes you happy...
Elizabeth Hurley is not normally a swimsuit model but after seeing these behind the scenes shots from a photo shoot she did a few years ago, we wonder why she isn’t. We also wondered why Hugh Grant had a hooker play his skin flute causing the destruction of his relationship with Hurley. Some questions just can’t be answered. Meanwhile, Scary Movie star Anna Faris was recently caught filming a movie in some pink bikini bottoms and blond pigtails which seems to be such a specific thing that it must turn someone’s crank out there.
A while back but as you might imagine still a good flick, hot girls in a prison shower.
Linda Blair, Lucie Benes, Monique Gabrielle, Sharon Hughes and Sybil Danning shown here. Chained Heat (1983) (IMDb)
Aussie Born Italian Adored
Actress and model Vanessa Kelly was born in Australia but was made famous in Italy for a TV show called “Ciao Darwin” which we presume is a pro intelligent design show. Proponents of the renamed creationism would make the argument that something as complex and beautiful as Vanessa Kelly has to be have made with an intelligence behind it. The normal course of nature could never create such a complex and wondrous creature. We beg to differ. Some of the most simple and ugly of humans have the ability to make retarded decisions like drinking to the point that they screw the nearest warm body and have a kid. Thus, that kid just might luck out and become a hot celebrity. This may have been the case for Vanessa Kelly but we don’t know because we waste our time trying to tie in creationism, real science and a hot celebrity for the sake of showing nudie photos.
Bikinis Continue To Latch On To Celebrities Private Parts (Members Bonus)
Swarms of bikinis continue to attack celebrities and their private parts this summer at an unprecedented rate. Such attacks are attracting other scavengers. Specifically, the paparazzi, who rely on the bikini infested celebrities in order eat and/or survive their shallow existences. In turn, the paparazzi’s byproduct, the titillating bikini photos, can often help nourish the celebrities’ career. And so the cycle continues... with Anne Hathaway, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Aniston Garner and Lopez, and Mena Survari among others.
For those who like to be condescended to: the web is world wide. Hence, the www. Are we making you feel stupid yet? Well, we all know the feeling. Especially, when we pride ourselves to be somewhat worldly but yet we find ourselves having moments when we don’t know what country Madrid is in or whether Canada is the 51st state or not. Knowing stuff is hard. So maybe the solution to our geographic ignorance is to associate places with pretty girls. See if knowing Carolina Marconi is from Venezuela helps us to know that it is a country in South American. Or knowing that Eva Collini is from Italy which is where Rome is and that Germany is another country in Europe is recalled because we saw Kader Loth wearing next to nothing. Or perhaps knowing that Natalia Estrada is from Spain helps us to remember that that is where they speak Mexican.
Website Claims To Be Less Stalkerish Because It Does Not Post Candid Cameron Diaz Photos Within Hours Of Being Taken (Members Bonus)
That’s right. We’re so NOT obsessed with celebrities that we have yet to post these images of Cameron Diaz in a skimpy bikini until know which is weeks after they were taken. How’s that for rationalization? Truth is, they got lost in our database system and were just found again recently. Seriously though, we’re not exploiting celebrities to fulfill our obsessions or anything. We’re only doing this to pay for a life saving operation so we don’t die virgins.
Nudography, Caps by RokWatch Part 2(Members Bonus)
Caps by RokWatch. Angelina Jolie, Anna Falchi, Ann Margret, Barbara Bach, Betsy Russell, Britt Ekland, Carole Bouquet, Halle Berry, Helen Mirren, Lana Wood, Lisa Bonet, Mathilda May, Meg Ryan and Sophie Marcea.
These are the largest of the large high resolution images of celebs to hit the online recently showing the most minute details of the lovely Anne Hathaway, former Gilmore Girls cast member Arielle Kebbel, the flawless skinned Brooke Burke, the also rarely blemished Carmen Electra, Big Brother UK participant Imogen Thomas, Lady Victoria Hervey, and another pair of Big Brother UK contestants Orlaith McAllister and Saskia Howard (upgrades.)
It’s been said that she’s the new Pampita and to that, we have said: bullshit. There is no new Pampita. Pampita is Carolina Ardohain and is in no need of replacing. Luli Fernandez is a lovely young lady worthy of attention but why does her new fame have to bump out someone else? It’s silly. Sheer madness. Rubbish. Poppycock.
The commonality of these various celebrities is that they all are missing the Y chromosome. Hold on to that information, it will be very useful to you one day. However, you will never get the time back that you just wasted reading this drivel.
Human beings will stop gawking at skimpy clad women when they de-evolve eye balls. Hopefully, they’ll stop stalking when the court order takes effect after asking them politely to get a life fails. If you HAPPEN to be put in a situation where you’re face to face with a celebrity in a bikini, take subtle and polite glances if you must but let’s keep this whole following their every move and posting their exact position on an interweb mapped website to a minimum. Like, in the range of never. For lack of a better term, it’s just weird.
German TV host Alexandra Polzin and Venezuelan actress Catherine Fulop get thrown together with Aussie model Emily Scott in an implied but false threeway...
Beach volleyball players continue to turn sports photographers with powerful zoom lenses into pervs... or are we the pervs who download these high rez photos?
First we visit Portugal to see one of their former Miss Portugal’s Lilliana Aguiar and then head off to North America’s bottom (also known as South America) to see the bottom of Jessica Cirio in Argentina and then we finish with a quick jaunt over to Brazil to see model Roberta Murgo to see further prove South America’s affinity for round things.
A visual study of differences in the celebrity species. Some are short. Some are tall. Some are pinky while others are brownie. Some like their hair short and sometimes they like it long and other times in between. All of them have eyes, a mouth, two elbows and a nostril on the left side of their nose and another one on the right side if they haven’t collapsed it with copious amounts of cocaine. We could go on but we think a visual study should be just that. So we’ll stop talking now.
Most familiar to me in the movie "The Deep". Actually, just about the only thing I remember is the seriously wet t'shirt. Better rent it again. Jacqueline Bisset here in multiple productions.
Real hot Katie Downs (boobs of the year award, sexiest body award) here in her only film 'Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)' and some magazine scans.
Apparently, whatever country you’re currently living in is actually not the greatest country in the world. Other nations that are not your own may even be better at certain things than yours. This may come as shock to many, especially our American cousins, but it really is a known fact among those that travel with their ears and eyes open. One thing you discover is how well foreign women do pretty. A lot of them do it very well. In fact, they do it so well it crosses over the line to sexy. Here are a few examples: Argentina’s Abbey Diaz (aka Cinthia Fernandez), Italy’s Asia Argento, Britain’s Nikkala Stott and Wanda Nara, also of Argentina.
These are the largest of the large high resolution images of celebs to hit the online recently showing the most minute details of Britain’s Abi Titmuss, Danielle Lloyd, Gemma Atkinson Jakki Degg and Australia’s Emily Scott.
Almost 80 (yes 80) sex flicks from 2001 to 2005. Must be some sort of record! Bree / Caylee / Juliana / Julianna / Juliana Kincade / Joliana Kincaid / Juliana Kincaid / Julianna Kincaid / Juliana Kincaide / Juliana Kincald / Juliana Kinkade / Audrey Leigh / Juliana Paige. One and the same.
Model Katarina Ivanovska (of Macedonia) is another of a long line of models to be featured scantily clad in a fashion magazine that knows how make partial nudity far sexier than most of the full all-out nudes found in men’s magazines and/or littered across the internet.
We're one of the many but less publicized people who actually never found Britney to be "all that." Shocking, we know. Ok, so there was a split second of time when B was actually kind of sexy but not once, not even for mere seconds, was she ever talented or all that intelligent. However now, like George W. Bush and his little war, people are finally cluing in to what a mess Britney is. Oh well, it allows mindless publications like ours to have some fodder. Here is Miss Spears on the set of her latest and what will be a sad sad state of affairs video. We've thrown in some other behind the scenes action of people who we're guessing have their shit a bit more together, but who knows, they're performers.
Skimpy Bikinis On Celebrities Not So Unpopular (Members Bonus)
After you have figured out the double negative, take a moment to ponder the rise of bikini clad celebrities showing up on the internet this summer. Within hours of a celebrity going down to the beach, you're finding the pictures on the internet. We're a tad slower because we're not quite as obsessed as some others out there... or maybe we're just lazier. Either way, it's a strange phenomenon of having your private moments broadcast across the world wide web with in seconds of living them. Then what's really weird is that some guy you don't even know exists is sitting in his home office spending more time gathering your private moments for his website than experiencing his own private moments. Uh-oh, someone just had a sad self realization. Take a look at these pictures while someone here has a little cry.
Once you’ve recovered from that cheese smothered headline, take a look-see at German supermodel Heidi Klum’s latest pictorial to hit the pages of a periodical because the headline is actually kinda true.
Lucy Pinder Finally Figures Out Being a Topless Model Means Going Topless
For ages (in model years) Lucy Pinder remained the coyest of all the topless models to grace the 3rd Page of a UK tabloid. Perhaps, it was her fellow model buddies like Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard who swayed her to the dark side of topless modeling where one shows nipple because they’ve been quite aware what topless modeling actually means. Whoever it was, it looks like Lucy has finally clued in.
An eclectic mix of celebrities letting most of their skin enjoy the sun including a recent boating... err, yachting trip for Cindy Crawford. Then cute and kinda cool British singer Lily Allen. We see Lucy Pinder and her overworked bikini top with her buddy Sophie Howard who doesn’t feel the need to torture her bikini top and allows it take the day off. Madonna in a very wet white shirt. Michelle Marsh using her hands to support the troops. A more complete collection of some oldies of Natalie Portman who apparently has a real problem with appearing nude on the internet, and despite our respect for Natalie as an actor and a cool person, we find her almost teenaged angst of so-called creepy guys checking her out on the internet seems a bit over dramatic. We finish off with more of the oh-so not shy Sophie...
She is the actress best known for her part in the Star Trek series Enterprise playing the token Vulcan. She is the Leonard Nimoy of our times... whoa...
Most of the accidental celebrity nudity we find is usually captured by the crafty paparazzi who really seem to have a nose to sniff out those moments. At other times, such as on live television, anything can happen and the odd oops will occur. Especially on these European and South American variety shows where all the ladies seem to be half naked already. Now thanks to freeze frame on DVD players, people are finding split second oops in major motion pictures. We wonder how often these unplanned peeks of flesh are discovered while in the editing room and purposely left in...
Even More Emptying of the Stock Room (Members Bonus)
Yet again another large gathering of semi-interesting celebrity pictures (with some odd gems) that we’ve had stored in the back stock room gathering dust that we never brought out to the show room, until now.
From all parts of the world, these are the models photographers dream to work with... in theory. Sometimes they aren’t as easy to work with as they are easy on the eyes. However, let’s for now pretend they are all splendid creatures, and that there’s peace in the world and a magical unicorn will fly through the sky and suck in all the extra carbon dioxide and fart out lollipops.
The British Are Coming The British Are Coming (Members Bonus)
These are the ladies of the United Kingdom who like to indulge the chaps with their lovely [insert British euphemism for breasts]. Most, if not, all of these models got their break by appearing on the third page of a British tabloid. Most local tabloid that features such a page with a pinup doesn’t usually have their models become internationally well-known. Thanks to the internet and perhaps something they’re feeding the girls in the Old Country, these ladies have become their own breed of celebrity.
