Heidi Klum Sports Illustration

Not since 1999 has this lovely lady (from Germany who married an aquatic mammal) sported the paint on her naked canvas which was that now infamous first issue where SI introduced the great bodypainting feature. Nearly 10 years later, she does it again but this time it’s a married post-baby version of herself. So of course, she’s disgusting. As in, disgustingly hot. That sounds stupid… but so am I because Heidi did do the bodypaint thing again just a few years ago in 2006. So really, there was no point in anything I just said. (Oh, we’ve thrown in a Spanish celeb who is also sporting an illustration.)