All but you Canadians are asking WTF is Boxing Day? And why is it so mad? Well, my foreign friends, Boxing Day is the day after Christmas here in Santa’s home country when all the stores have crazy (and even mad) sales on all the crap they couldn’t sell before Christmas. I can never remember why it’s called Boxing Day. Maybe it’s because of all the pugilism that happens between shoppers trying to get that last battery powered pussy egg with remote control... in pink. So in order to take a break, The D-Man is having a clearance of sorts by posting a ton of images today and not writing stupid nonsense for each separate set. Well, I guess I just wrote a bunch of empty nattering anyway but the trick is I wrote it last week. I’m actually lying in bed right now with my remote controlled pink pussy egg. Suckers.
Volume G of lady actors in film was way too small to constitute a proper posting so we threw in volume R to make for an awesome word play. In retrospect, it would have even been awesomer if we threw in volume F to make it G n’ Fn R but we frown on implied profanity. Nudity, however, is what brings home the bacon. So here you go...
Just a little extra for the serious collectors featuring some upgraded images of previously seen imagery. Featuring: Jennifer Aniston’s latest nude teaser, Jennifer Ellison, Letizia Filippi in NEW extras from her 2009 calendar and the full 2009 calendars featuring Linda Santaguida and Nena Ristic.
Well, being Jesus Clause day and all, we may as well get this cheesy cheeriness out of the way today so we can get on with our normal lives again. For those who celebrate this confusingly happy day everyone seems to stress out about but still gets their cockles warmed by the joy of it all, here is what we hope to be the last Christmas themed nakedness of 2008. For those who don’t celebrate this holiday, there are naked girls here to enjoy. Every culture can behind the fun in that.
There seems to be a period between being a kid and having kids yourself when Christmas is not all about those little immature people where Christmas can be a bit sexy or kinky. The lives of attractive people in this non-kid stage sometimes do this thing where they give the gift of naughty underpants. So for those who are living this sexy Christmas lifestyle right now, here are some gift giving ideas...
An update to last day’s fright fest featuring a topless Amy Winehouse along with an attempt to counter balance the scariness with a few more of the lovely and so much easier on the eyes and soul Stephanie Seymour. Plus, more caught by the paparazzi including some new topless shots of Lily Allen.
Former and very popular Victoria’s Secret supermodel of the late 90s Stephanie Seymour really hasn’t missed a beat since those days. Here she is just hanging out on a beach, being super in a swimsuit. Also, a new topless (left side anyway) shot from her latest paying modeling gig which means retirement is still a ways away and rightly so.
Amy Winehouse may be a frightening mess, but she is newsworthy in that she’s always in the news. Now there’s a sad statement of today’s state of the “news.” So here’s the news: “Amy Winehouse topless on the beach.” No need for you to read a newspaper now.
If it weren’t for internet celeb hunting, I would really have no idea who Eliza Dushka was. For all the internet chatter that she gets, she really doesn’t have a very remarkable film career to back it up. The only movie I can recall that I actually saw her in was True Lies playing Arnold’s daughter. But apparently, this footage of her first topless scene in The Alphabet Killer is a bit of a big deal for some. So here you go...
Hungarian pornstar with the heart of gold and a face of a princess Brigitta Bulgari in her 2009 calendar. Ok, so we know she has a pretty face but having a heart of gold is just what assumes every pornstar has. Then there’s American model Jesikah Maximus whose curves make things on your body hurt. Her heart metal status is unknown and can’t even be speculated about. British Z class celebrity Rebecca Loos was brought to everyone’s attention for being David Beckham’s mistress and now she’s being naked a lot. Her heart seems questionable.
So I lied last Friday. We’re shaking it up again and NOT going to the regular alphabetical sequence in our Nude In Film series. Instead, here’s a mix of the latest film stills to cross our desk recently. (Next: who knows?)
The 55th Anniversary Playmate, and funny enough, Hef’s current girlfriend Dasha Astafieva classed up the magazine’s milestone (if 55 is now a significant number) by going commando right there on the red carpet, which actually seems appropriate for an event revolving around naked ladies. Dasha must have felt she wasn’t showing enough of her naughty bits under a transparent dress (sans bra) and decided to lose the panties as well. Growing up with a Ukrainian grandfather and witnessing the miserable nature and sheer girth of his rotund sisters, my preprogrammed idea of Ukrainian women is getting turned upside down now that the internet has revealed this Eastern Block’s current flood of young lady models. Before Dasha found “true love” with Hugh, she showed her very unshy nature on a little site called Hegre-Art. So if you want to see more of the 55th Anniversary Playmate that will shed way more light on her naughty bits than you’ll see in any publication with Hef’s stamp on it, check out Hegre-Art...
In this age of the interweb, the limits of rude have been stretched so wide that unless you’re seeing Grandma doing something kinky with a farm animal in leather boots, it is considered polite. So with this batch of 100 Rudest Pics of 2008 according to the British, even in The D-Man’s fairly tasteful opinion, these pictures are pretty tame. Maybe slightly naughty, but rude? Perhaps rude means something different in England like how “horny” there means good looking and oeuf means egg. Boy, my language studies sure come in handy sometimes.
Volume J in our series of actresses in film is full of women whose names start with the letter J oddly enough. (Coming next: we go back to our regular sequence and will feature volume E.)
A fine mix of fresh green models along with classically aged models full of flavour all with little to no dressing which includes Andi Muise, Barbara Beter, Darla Baker, Flavia de-Oliveira, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Heidi Klum, Heid Mount, Iekeline Stange, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, Masha Novoselova, Nicole Trunfio, Patricia Schmid, Raquel Zimmerman, Rhaisa Batista, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Zoe Duchesne.
In this internet age, you’d think calendars would have gone obsolete by now. However, it appears the exact opposite has occurred and every lady, her sister and mom seem to be putting out a calendar in 2009. So, of course, we have to feature them due to their celebrity-ish nature and of course, the nakedness factor makes it a worthy topic of any publication. Featured today are Simoni Racing’s calendar featuring an unidentified model, Northern Nymph Edel Weiss, Italy’s lovely Letizia Filippi in a traditionally strong calendar from the Italians, Nikol Brown is apparently a person and then Roberta Missoni who is now known as Roberta Gemma.
Reviewing this photo set, one can not help but notice the sheer mass of... stripes on the walls. It’s like looking at a possible White Stripes album cover, but with massive... amounts of stripes. The well molded pair... that is Jack and Meg White would seem at home in these hallways of horizontal lines. It’s too bad this naked Ukrainian lady gets in the way of these lovely lines. Well, actually, maybe I’m getting a bit too focused on the walls here. I think I might be missing the point completely in these shots. Oh shit, I haven’t been wearing my testicles during this paragraph. Let’s try again with them on. Let’s get another look here... Oh. Oh my.
This would be volume D, as mentioned in the headline, of our continued cataloguing of nudity captured on film. (Up next: volume J just to be oh-so subversive. We really do live on the edge.)
While on set of the film (title unknown) Halle Berry and her left breast were spotted working hard in a scene that appeared to be described as “dramatic.” It is unknown whether her breast’s appearance was in the original script or if it was secure enough in its performance abilities that it decided to improvise by popping out to say “Hi.” Whether Halle’s breast has any real dialogue in the movie is also still unknown. (Also featured: Halle’s left breast and it’s right partner in their original film debut in “Swordfish”)
The multitude of multiplicity includes Italy’s Alessia Marcuzzi, model Alison Nix, supermodel Ana Claudia Michels, fashion model Anne Vyalitsyna, Brazil’s Daniela Cavalieri, with yet more fashion models Diana Moldovan and Giedre Dukauskaite, actress Hailey-Marie Norman, ubermodel Heidi Klum, Jane Fonda as Barbarella , Polish model Joanna Krupa, Britain’s Katie Marie Cork, tattoo artist Kat Von D, pinup Lindsey Anne Strutt, England’s Louise Banks and Lucy Becker, model Lydia Hearst, Madlena Kalinova, Madonna back when she less crazy but still crazy nonetheless, fashion models Maggie Rizer and Mariya Markina, Michelle Marsh Christmassing it up with Lucy Pinder, model Mini Anden, the lovely Monica Bellucci, UK’s Natalie Denning, the great Olga Kurylenko, Paola Barale, Paulina Porizkova very naked in “Thursday”, Peta Todd, classic sex symbol Raquel Welch in a sheer swimsuit, model Regina Cassel, the busty Sammie Pennington, the respectively hilarious Sarah Silverman, the cute and cuddly Seren Gibson, the whacky Sharon Stone and SI swimsuit model Tori Praver.
British pinup Sam Cooke displays the various stages of womanly undress for those of us who have yet to see this apparently awesome behaviour in real life. I think I’d like to witness this whole “woman undressing in front of you” thing sometime. Looks interesting.
If act you now, you will save big by getting this fine collector’s piece which features not one, but TWO attractive naked chicks. This calendar, representing the two thousand ninth Roman year, contains all 12 months including their respective days of the week. No days are missing here with the exception of February 23rd. That day sucks. Warning: time piece keeper may cause chapped palms, vision impairment and bluing of the testicular area.
The D-Man grew up in a small Canadian mountain town whose main street restaurants and buildings are primarily owned by one Greek family. The head of the family, Gus, apparently started out as dishwasher for one of these restaurants and won the business from the original owner in a poker game which lead to this mini empire in this great little Canadian touristy town of Jasper. Meanwhile, here are his long distant and hot relatives: Aggiolina Karkampouna, Diana Igropoulou, Maxi Nakou, Olga Politi and Ria Antoniou.
Like many D’s age, you were preprogrammed to believe that C is for cookie and that’s good enough for me. Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C. That is clearly a childish point of view of which is closed minded and juvenile. We need to stay mature as we continue our cataloguing of movie stills featuring professional actresses who are strengthening their art by showing audiences their boobies and bum bums. (Coming soon: volume Do you really need to be told?)
Looks like Jennifer is once again teasing her fans by getting progressively hotter and nakeder without giving away the farm. Some cry foul for not finally going all the way but I have to give you my in depth and articulate retort to that mentality by saying, “Shut up.” I dare you to find a better opposing argument. That’s right. You can’t. Jennifer is her own person and if she wants to believe that the public exposing of her nipples is a sueable offense, then she has a right to go after websites for posting stolen footage from a movie in which she did her only nude scene. Wait a minute. We were one of those websites. Ah, whatever. It was actually the studios who did the chest puffing and she’s a nice hot person. So everything is a-ok.
Brazilian beauty Dany Cavalieri does a great justice to nude photography by showing off her entire body clearly built for being in its natural state. All while amongst the beautiful architecture of Europe. It’s like when Friends went to England... except she’s one person, a Brazilian and didn’t secretly hookup with Chandler. So really, this is nothing like when Friends went to England. Sorry.
Some may be getting a little sick of Rosie Jones but those are the same people who can actually get bored of masturbating. What did I just say? Nevermind. Anyway... for the crazies who believe they’ve seen too much of Rosie lately, tough, here’s her 2009 calendar but to supplement it with a different and blond hottie, here’s Rhian Sugden’s 2009 calendar as well.
In the continuing attempt to complete the encyclopedia-ish nature of our celebrity archives, we bring you a huge visual study of actresses nude in film of which we have gathered over the last year or so but have yet to feature. So the second installment we’re featuring is volume B. (Coming soon: volume C – for those who haven’t learned the order of the alphabet.)
Pinup icon Bettie Page passed away at the age of 85 last night due to complications from a heart attack suffered 9 days earlier. Bettie’s image is so iconic now that even those who didn’t know who she was knew her trademark raven dark hair with its straight cut bangs. In the future, she could easily be compared to Jesus and Santa Claus in that everyone will know her universal image but debate whether she was a real person or not. That’ my theory because people tend to get more ignorant about history after each generation. However, for the record, she was a real person and had quite a unique life. Especially for the generation she was born into. Watch The Notorious Bettie Page with Gretchen Mol as Bettie if you want to get a rough picture of her life if you’re not the reading type. Meanwhile, rest in peace Bettie.
Sometimes you can only know some of these models and actresses from seeing them on the internets and so your fondness for them is usually based on the purely shallow appeal of their outer appearance. You then see them interviewed or in a movie and in some cases they lose their appeal by revealing what is actually quite a vacant inner self. Turns out after seeing Quantum of Solace, Olga’s appeal has, so far, been maintained for this interweb scribe. She’s not probably going to win an Oscar anytime soon but she’s also not going to make you wince every time she speaks. That sounds like a very weak compliment but it’s not meant to be. Just saying that it’s so refreshing when these young beauties know how to form a sentence without raping it with “like” every third word while making a statement sound like a question. However, to purely enjoy her pretty exterior you may have to play a little “Where’s Olga?” to find the two great recently found nudes of her amongst this variety pack...
The trailer for Jessica’s Biel upcoming performance as a stripper in “Powder Blue” is out and we have the stills from it so you can debate, based on this footage, whether Jessica plays a stripper who actually takes her clothes off making the role, you know, believable OR if she plays one of those make believe strippers who’s too shy to let men see them naked. Rumoury news says she WILL be topless. We also include a variety of other actresses who are actually Nude In Film such as Charlize Theron in a new film amongst others.
Imagine if you could fast forward in time 2000 years and find that a large portion of the globe celebrates your birth by trampling fellow shoppers to death in order to save $50 dollars on a piece of crap that will be obsolete in a year. If you have the mindset of what Jesus allegedly had, that’d be a complete mind fuck. Actually, it’s a mind fuck for anyone with a conscience. However, if you saw that another tradition for the celebration of your birth is of generously bosomy models dressing up like some other bearded guy who lives with elves in Northern Canada, then you might feel... umm... no, that’d be another mind fuck.
While this is one of the better calendars out there despite the recycled photos (some still new to us) and the well executed contemporary pinup style featuring a variety of the top nude models out there today, none of them are Polish despite it being a Polish produced calendar. Oh, those Polacks; they’re so Polish!
In an attempt to complete the encyclopedia-ish nature of our celebrity archives, we bring you a huge visual study of actresses nude in film of which we have gathered over the last year or so but have yet to feature. So we start off this feature with volume A. (Coming soon: volume B – how unexpected.)
So it looks like Hollywood was wrong, again, and an actress can remain a ripe sex symbol beyond 40. Marisa Tomei proves that point, again, in her latest role in “The Wrestler” where she plays a stripper opposite to Mickey Rourke as the title character. I think fellow peer actresses in LaLA Land need to look at Marisa as an ideal example for NOT getting plastic surgery if they truly want to retain a youthful appearance or any resemblance to the human species. Meg? Nicole? Are you listening?
Pop “it” girl Katy Perry and British TV personality Kelly Book brought some presents for the cameras at some public events over the weekend because, you know, it’s Christmas.
Supermodels Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz-Barros along with super in their own right models Bianca Lisboa, Natalia Cassiola and Simone are the shining examples of Brazil’s amazing multicultural gene pool.
Unlike most of the beauty contestants coming out of North America with their strange grins, big hair and all around creepy weirdness, Greek model Violeta Raseva is actually quite attractive. So here she is. Naked.
Seriously, can just anybody have a calendar these days? The answer is, yes. All you really need to do is pose naked or really close to it for a dozen or so photos, plop on some numbers that correspond with the days of the months and you sir, have a calendar. They’re not always great but we like to feature them anyway because we are suckers like the rest of you. First we have a rather lovely lady famous in Italy, Linda Santaguida in her 2009 wall hanger including backstage footage. We also added some other shots of her because we are that amazing at our celebrity nudity reporting. Then we have Nicola McLean’s contribution to the over saturated calendar market who is primarily known for prancing around with her large fake breasts on a reality show called I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Silvia Rocca makes an appearance and finally finishing (for now) with a very nice but way too small calendar images featuring the very pretty Nena Ristic who has done another one of our favourite calendars a few years back which is stashed away in her nudography if you are so inclined to check it out.
For some meatheads, naked is the only way they like their women to be. Of course, knowing all about our audiences refine tastes and opinions, dressed ladies can also be quite a treat. Unfortunately, for some of us, dressed ladies are the only kind of ladies we ever interact with. Enough about me, check out some of the best behind the scenes photos we’ve seen in a while of Jessica Alba’s recent calendar/advertisement for booze photo shoot. Along with some rather repetitive but still worth a gander shots of the mouth drop inducing Megan Fox. Anne Hathaway and Alicia Witt also make good use of their looks with clothes on.
Italian model Anna Molinari, Italy’s Carla Liotto, Argentina’s Cinthia Fernandez, Britain’s Gemma Massey, the world’s Jane Campbell, South America’s Maria Telpuk, Hungarian model Mercedes Ambrus back when she looked more human, Argentina’s Pamela Echandi and Viviana Colmenero with a model with the weirdest name ever; Webcam Julia. Yes, we’re that stupid.
Do you have that friend or guy you know who seems a bit too adamant that he likes lesbians to the point that he seems suspiciously, in fact, a bigger fan of the cock? You know who I’m talking about. It might even be you, and that’s cool. Cock can ok too if you’re into that sort of thing. Some of my favourite people are huge fans. However, we really don’t need you to lie about it anymore by over-doing the high fives when two girls kiss or stammer and get all defensive when someone asks you which male celebrity you think is attractive. It’s OK. Love the penis all you want. Now for all you honest straight men who think the following girl on girl photos featuring (among others) Rosie Jones with Kaylee Carver, Jodie Gasson also with Kaylee Carver and Julieta Gomez with Ivana Brodowsky are just ho hum, then you’re gay too. That’s right. There’s no winning. You’re all gay. And guess what? That’s OK.
Actress Anne Hathaway in sheer revealing some strategically placed tape, Italian Celebrity Survivor-like contestant Belen Rodriguez, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel, those classic topless shots of supermodel Claudia Schiffer from 1994, another Italian Celebrity Survivor participant Ela Weber, actresses Famke Janssen and Garcelle Beauvais, former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell giving the kids a bit of a show, Imogen Thomas in posed paparazzi shots, Isabella Ferrari, Jessica Simpson in a bit of sheer on stage, Jodie Marsh sporting that classy top again, Kate Beckinsale being her usual attractive self, House’s Lisa Edelstein, Argentina’s Jacqueline Dutra and Mariana De Melo having some naked pooltime fun, Megan Fox being her usual ugly self, Michelle Hunziker in some classic topless shots from 1996, bad ass Michelle Rodriguez looking like a lady, Naomi Watts on set sporting sheer, British reality TV contestant Nicola McLean, actress Nicole Kidman showing little tanned area on her chest, Patsy Kensit topless on a yaught in 1997, Penelope Cruz sporting yellow and cleavage, Jerry Seinfeld’s ex girlfriend Shoshanna Lonstein, faux-lesbo Tila Tequila, Tiziana Baudo, and Argentinean model Vanesa Carbone protesting the killing of whales by showing off her breasts which will probably take 500 thousand years to breakdown and eventually be eaten by some poor animal who will choke to death. That’s called irony kids.
This Sasha (or Sasa) Basta character keeps popping up on the internets and every time, I feel compelled to report these appearances. I don’t know why she’s famous exactly. Part of my brain that remembers from a skimming moment I had a few months back tells me that she’s a Greek singer. A pop singer in fact. They’re the best kind of singer. They usually don’t bother with that silly thing called musical talent. Instead, they master the ability to use their genetically blessed outer shells to hypnotize the tone def into buying their CDs and going to their concerts. How this continues to be allowed to happen; THAT is all Greek to me. (We’ve also thrown in Sophie Howard stripping out of her lingerie to make this article more interesting and to make up for you having to read all this crap just for a few naked lady pictures.)
Or is it just me? It also seems that publications are dating their issues earlier and earlier. Take this great but full of the usual Christmas cheesiness pictorial of Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones. It was released a few days before December, makes sense with the Christmas theme, and yet is called the January 2009 issue. Now can I get a “WTF?”? Pure silliness.
Perhaps, in other cultures, like Victoria Vanucci’s Argentinean culture and other equatorial hugging nations, every month can be associated with naked ladies on the beach. They get this, what I’m guessing, to be a very awesome phenomenon throughout the year. Those poor poor South American bastards.
A photographer must be able to carry out his or her vision to maintain their artistic integrity. Otherwise our culture and entire human existence would collapse under the black hole of non-creativeness. Topless fashion models in jeans are the force that will combat such peril. Thank the Lord for Levi’s and boobs.
England’s Abigail Clancy and Anna Friel, South America’s well built Belen Lavallen, Italy’s pretty pair of Jessica Pontearso and Keyla Espinoza, Russian singer Lerika Golubeva, Estonia’s Liis Lass, Britain’s Lucy Pinder, foreign country’s Marisa Santos, Poland’s Marta Polak (really? Polak?), United Kingdom’s Minnie Driver and Nicola McLean, Croatian TV presenter Nikolina Pisek in some stolen cell phone photos (how naughty?), UK’s Rebecca Loos, Portugal’s Sofia Hilario and Sonia Brazao, and Cuba’s Vida Guerra.
“Her mother is Japanese and her father is French-Canadian, which gives her a look that has been described as "a perfect balance of Japanese beauty mixed with a dash of exoticism.” (Source: Wikipedia) In other words, her hotness can all be attributed to the healthy consumption of raw fish and poutine. For those lost on that awesome French-Canadian reference of poutine, Google it and then get totally hammered, wake-up so completely hung over that your teeth are vibrating and you’re only wish in life is that your Mom had an abortion, eat some poutine. You’ll swear an angel just had an orgasm in your mouth. All will be good again.
