Again, the little pixie-like brunette from across The Pond shows her inability to be unattractive. She’s so lousy at being ugly that we can’t help but take a moment and look fondly at her non-ugliness.
The usual collection of actresses in nude scenes from television, major motion pictures and not-so-major motion pictures all of which captured in the following stills...
The Brits have no hiatus between calendar years. They milk these things all year long. Speaking of milking things, here are the models being featured in their own upcoming 2010 calendars: Chanelle Hayes, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Sophie Howard and new girl Staci M-something.
The Ukraine’s Alexandra Zabobonina, Argentina’s Carolina Barbero, Italy’s Cristina DelBasso (upgrades), Mexico’s Laura Malcher and Hungary’s pornstar turned DJ Niki Belucci.
It’s hard to think any of these shots are truly candid but in the case of Heidi Montag it’s fair to say that her candidness (ie: being herself) is in fact being a fake and contrived poser. I feel myself losing touch of my own reality even just typing out her name and at the same time, pleased by her some of her aesthetics. I’m so conflicted. We also have Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts, Italian model Carla Velli, Lady Gaga being herself?, Italian television star Magda Gomes, Irish singer Nadine Coyle and the 18 year old hottie who was the cute catalyst that ended Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berliseconi’s marriage, Noemi Letizia.
As a tribute to the fact the Thunder from Down Under will be playing the Rock and Roll in front of The D-Man tonight, we bring you their fellow country women who are younger than most of Angus Young’s guitar picks. These ladies are all about half a century younger than the Young brothers and easily 3 times taller, but as short as his are, Angus still has the best moving gams in rock. We only have a few shots of Erin McNaught, Holly Valance, Krystal Forscutt and Sarita Stella in this articles but their resptive Nudographies are packed with a ton of great shots from past articles. Other notable Australian Nudographies would be Emily Scott, Naomi Watts, Bessie Bardot, Annalise Braakensiek, Elle MacPherson, Samantha Steele and there are others who dodged dingos as children but not off the top of our heads right now.
Amanda Balsdon, Amber Valletta, Brooklyn Decker, Elina Yukova, Eva-Jay Kubatova, Eve Mauro, Evgenya Gabidulina, Gillian Anderson, Jill Cole, Kate Moss, Kathrin Bruhn, Kat Bespyatikh, Ladina Moser, Michelle Buswell, Monika Christensen, Naomi Campbell, Sasha Pivovarova, Sydonie Herrera and a bunch of unknowns from an accessories campaign that for the first time in my life makes me want to buy me some accessories, now.
In modeling years, Jakki Degg has been away for what seems forever. In real life years, it has probably been a week but either way, it’s been too long since we’ve seen new Jakki Degg pictures. These are so new in fact that they don’t materialize until October 2009 based on the publication date. Wait a minute. We’re seeing October magazines already? Christ. I was finally just breaking in my summer short shorts to the point that I was able to keep both balls in at once.
The globe provides us with great girls like Italy’s Belen Rodriguez, Miss Nude Australia 2006 Brittany Bratt, Denmark’s Jackie Navarro, Hungarian Kitty Pallai and French fashion model Olivia Drout.
Many different famous, odd and famously odd people we call celebrities including Lily Allen showing her chest in public again, stills from Eric Dane’s home movie featuring his lovely actress friend Rebecca Gayheart, more of the naked Belgian politician Barbara Steeman, Kanye West’s lady friend Amber Rose, a Rock of Love chick surfing topless and a bunch of other tidbits.
Actresses, b-movie stars, reality TV participants and a like all showing next to nothing AND nothing at all in stills from various movies and TV shows.
So former Miss Belgium (2005) Barbara Steeman is naked in the following image study. What makes this story somewhat interesting is that she has become a politician of sorts and anyone familiar with North America politics knows that politicians are a-sexual beings who were born with clothes on. So the fact that Barbara is clearly an attractive naked woman as made fact with the following photos AND a politician all at the same time goes against all of science, God and the entire universe as we once knew it. EVERYTHING is different now. Except politics. That never bloody changes.
Featuring your favourite ladies who would also spell favourite with a U. However, they lose me when they say LEFT-tenant. Well, when I say “lose me” I mean I take a split second to stop pretending to care what they are saying. I then go back to hanging on to their every word. These ladies are Eva Wyrwal, Hannah Martin, India Reynolds, Katie Downes, Keeley Hazell, Kelly Andrews, Leah Francis, Lindsey-Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, Peta Todd, Sammy Braddy, Sophie Howard and the oh-so-something Vikki Blows.
Here’s another gathering of the models who can be both the main focus of a classic photo with its basic beauty but who can also be part of a photographer’s odd concept and not seem one bit out of place. These instances and everything in between can be seen here which includes the fine ends of Adriana Lima, Ana Beatriz Barros, Bar Refaeli, Candice Swanepoel, Catrinel Menghia, Gisele Bundchen, Milla Jovovich and Tori Praver. Some of the oddness includes Natasha Vojnovic wearing food, Catherine McNeil as a Disney-ish dominatrix and Tia Eckhardt naked and alone with a camera. This isn’t so much odd but just rare. In my house anyway. The in betweens would be Eniko Mihalik, Erin Heatherton, Erin Wasson, Melissa Baker and Rosie Huntington Whiteley.
A round-up of recent events that involve accidental celebrity nudity (boob peeks, sheer nudity, upskirts, etcetera...) and other paparazzi captured moments of celebrities trying to be everyday ordinary people, topless and/or in bikinis.
So judging by their Asian country sounding last name, Jessica and Giselle Correa are sisters. We know they come from a South American country (doesn’t matter which one because they’re all awesome with their racial variety, complex political issues and overall sex appeal) and we know Jessica and Giselle are another pair of very attractive siblings who don’t mind pretending they are attracted to each other sexually. This concept still baffles The D-Man at times but knowing that these women are also TV stars (eye candy) there’s a good chance they aren’t even real sisters but play the role because soft core incest... sells? Really? I’m not sure what my brain thinks of that...
Highlights include Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Secretary” and “Strip Search”, a younger Joan Collins in “The Stud”, the ladies of “Short Cuts”: Frances McDormand, Julianne Moore, Lori Singer, and Madeleine Stowe. Plus Alanna Ubach, Amber Heard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mena Suvari, Nikki Sanderson, Shannyn Sossamon and G.I. Joe’s Rachel Blanchard and Sienna Miller.
Model Joanna Krupa has always been well known to internet machine users for her talents involving the art of super good lookingness but now she will warm the hearts of families across America when she becomes a contestant on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. So, when they picked their “Stars” for this show and chose Joanna, what do you think they thought was Joanna’s real claim to fame? All I know is that if it weren’t for her titillating photo gigs where she models strips of cloth next to her very exposed breasts and bum for lingerie companies like the following, I would have no idea what a Joanna Krupa was. Now Americans who have never sought after nude celebrities on the internet will now too.
Liliana is a Mexican model turned actress who now wants to focus her pursuits on being a musician, blah blah blah... but what’s more interesting are her curves. Shapes. You know. Her ass and boobs. Yes, I said it. How sexist and shallow am I for being more interested in a celebrity’s looks rather than her resume? I’m a terrible person, obviously. You can test yourself to see if you are too by looking at Liliana in the following nude image study and if your first thoughts are “Gee, I wonder what the release date of her next CD will be?” then you are a better person than every single person in the world.
Whenever I think of summer I immediately wonder what the British girls are doing about it. Are they frolicking about all naked-like with their bosoms bouncing in the sun while squirting their fellow busty Brit girlfriends with water and what-not? According to the following, that is EXACTLY what the British girls are doing in the summer. Every single one of them.
Bad movies, good scenes. Missing plots, exposed parts. Terrible dialogue, titillating sounds. Oscar ignored, guys with names like Oscar who are always ignored and live with Mom are the ones who watch these kinds of films every Saturday night. (Note: Jennifer Connelly in “The Hot Spot” showing all her nude spots are seen here in HD vidcaps.)
A lot of what I like about fashion photography is that it is often weird. Weird enough anyway. Not the kind of weird that leaves you awake at night or the kind that makes you heave to the point vomit hits the back of your throat, but just weird enough. Obviously, Mariacarla Boscono is also just weird enough to go along with this photographer’s chaotic and perhaps, ADD propelled vision for a photo shoot. When Mariacarla is eating some black slimey take-out food, her teeth-stained grin shows that she knows what kind of absurdity she has gotten herself into, and totally loving it.
“What is going on with the youth today?” has been uttered by every generation in every decade since Jesus rode a dinosaur to Sunday school but not since the invention of the internet machine have humans had such explicit documented footage of a generation gone whacky with sexy rebellion. Photographing yourself naked is some pretty harmless stuff. Sure, for the first 5 minutes we’re all “shocked” when a sweet little innocent teen-sation turns out to be an open minded adult and shows us what’s under their Wal-Mart Mickey Mouse clothes, but now that we all have the attention spans of a gnat, we forget how appalled we were and all is ok again. Ashley Greene (of Twilight fame) and Vanessa Hudgens (High Scool Musical 1 through please just stop already) are the young’ens taking nudie pictures of themselves who could NOT possibly think they wouldn’t pop up on the www. Whereas Sasha Grey is the porn star turned mainstream actress who stretches her abilities by playing a porn star in “The Girlfriend Experience.” Then to compare, we have Sharon Stone who, if she was 30 years younger living today, would probably still be a tad on the loony side. Which means she’d totally fit in.
Due to popular popularity, lady celebrities have come out in the dozens to various beaches around the world dawning bikinis and their sought after (or obsessed over) bodies of famousnesses. These crafty stars are both on vacation AND promoting their celebrity all at the same time. Either that or they just are just like normal people and trying to have some down time from their respective jobs. No, that can’t be it. (Featuring: ANTM’s Adrianne Curry, 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord, France’s First Lady Carla Bruni, Argentina’s Carolina Baldini, supermodel Cindy Crawford, George Clooney’s Elisabetta Canalis, Italian showgirl Elisabetta Gregoraci, the still booty-full Jennifer Lopez, star of terrible movies Jessica Alba, pop star Katy Perry, The Hills’ Kristin Cavallari, Smallville’s Kristin Kreuk, Canada’s Natasha Henstridge, Desperate Housewives’ Nicollette Sheridan and Spanish pop star Paulina Rubio.)
The chances of going to a topless or nude beach and seeing women like the following is as likely as going to the Grammys and seeing talented musicians win the big prizes. This is me saying it is really really and another really really rare. So we’ll let the paparazzi do the leg work and find the small percentage of ladies who have a talent for toplessness at the beach. (Featuring: model Danielle Bux, pinup Imogen Thomas, supermodels Karen Mulder and Kate Moss, UK’s Katie-Jordan Price, model turned DJ Lauren Pope, a Liz Fuller, the oh-so-cute Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and seasoned supermodel Paulina Porizkova.)
The following films (and TV show) are often watched and reviewed using the following sentences by many men around the world: Audrey Tautou, would totally date her. Christina Ricci, would date her. Marisa Tomei, would practice getting her pregnant while dating her. Mary-Louise Parker, would date her. Zooey Deschanel, would hang with, date and marry her. (Note: Previously seen stills are not repeats but upgrades. HD in fact.)
Hungarian born, Italian famoused. (Pretend famoused is word for just this moment.) Eva has dabbled in almost anything to do with the dark and sexy world of adult entertainment. She’s done nude modeling. She’s done sex acting where real sex is the act. She’s even made a buck or two for selling sex which landed her some legal problems. I judge not. I do, however, wonder what the hell is going on in some of these pictures showing Eva on a trip to Africa where she’s being groped by a tribe of Maasai who all seem to be treating her like some rare albino goat at a petting zoo... that they want to fuck.
Also Italian television eye candy, also a reality series participant, also a model and no doubt, also a woman. Melita is all of these things. Her reality series featured here also smells Celebrity-ish Survivor-ish too. This one she competed with the gigantic Natalia Bush. Natalia is also all of the things mentioned above.
This is the reality series that Belen Rodriguez was very much part of. It would be the equivalent of Celebrity Survivor in the US but as memory serves me, they never did do a proper Celebrity Survivor in the States yet. If it had as much ass as Italy’s version, the Americans would be waving their Bibles in the air so furiously that they might actually appear to be genuinely appalled by all that lady bum. They wouldn’t be fooling anyone because we all know even the Bible thumpers like themselves some ass too.
A behind the scenes look at photo shoots featuring models and actresses and even “models slash actresses” all doing their pretty poses for the cameras.
Looking at this little collection of Argentinean models taking their own pictures you can tell a photographer or art director set this up. However, you know that a lot of these girls take pictures of themselves like this all the time which, for lack of a better word, is kind of awesome. Mind you, the narcissism of it all would probably wear you down if you were to date one of these girls, but still, that would be awesome. You know what isn’t awesome? It’s me sounding like a fourteen year old boy by saying awesome this many times.
You know what else is awesome? Naked chicks on couches who aren’t fatties. Here’s a little series of unknown models rolling about on a couch naked which is the second best use for a couch. The first being to decorate the front lawn with.
You know Belgian chocolate? Of course you do. It’s yummy. But did you know Belgian refers to the place it comes from? Of course you don’t. You’re stupid. Well, that place is called Belgium and people live there because it’s its own country. Isn’t that interesting? Of course it isn’t. Here are some other Belgian treats...
Another B named country in Europe that I don’t think I’ve uttered out loud since high school Social Studies. It looks they took their one camera and shot the entire female celebrity population and we have all 3 of them here. Of course, I kid the Bulgarians. They have at least two cameras.
Ok, Earth. I’ve heard of that. It’s where people live, right? In fact, the only place we can live if I’m not mistaken. In that case, we better keep its air and water clean and its animals alive so we don’t die. What? We’re not doing that? Oh. That sucks. I’ll get to keep my money though, right? Cool. Meanwhile, here are some famous people who live on Earth who may or may not already be dead.
Accidental Celebrity Nudity would be another name for describing this particular phenomenon. You may also know it as wardrobe malfunction. We here at Babes of Babylon like to call it Celebrity Oops because we coined the phrase last century. Yeah, we’re so original and groundbreaking. Here are some examples of the different Oops flavors: Peak a Boob (that’s nip slip for all the mainstreamers), Upskirts and Sheer. We’ve thrown in some in between as well.
The inventor of the platform used for models to stride up and down displaying the latest fashions of the season originally named his invention “the pussyrun.” However, after witnessing many of the fashion designers having obvious uneasy feelings and downright nausea when they had “pussy” cross their lips, they had to rename the pussyrun to the now commonly known “catwalk.” Once again, proof homosexuals have shaped our history for the better.
Brazil, Argentina, Colombia, Venezuela and a like all make up one round and curvaceous continent we all know as South America. Its exports include legal drugs, illegal drugs and the only drug that’s both legal and illegal but always good for you, sex. Ask any US politician. They know. Here is a collection of North America’s sexier and well bottomed cousins.
Yes, Italian sons, even the ones with jobs, will live with their moms way past their 20s even though they can afford to move out. This, I learned from 20/20 where a John Stossel’s segment called “Give Me A Breako Italianos” said a lot of contradictory and possibly racist words but which all flowed ever-so handsomely from under John’s 62 year-old moustache. The part of the Italian men living with their moms was the only thing I retained from the show. The rest was “Blah blah. My bigotry sounds logical. Blah blah blah.” which is pretty much how all of John’s rants sound. Back to Italy; home to some of the most attractive lady celebrities who aren’t afraid to dawn some skin for TV, high-end calendars or in public. They are some of the sexiest bunch in the world even if their men still live with their moms.
They invented the word and it seems Italy is the biggest producer of paparazzi photos showing celebrities caught topless on the beach. Well, that's because EVERYONE is topless on the beaches in Italy. They fine you if you DON'T show your boobs. I'm never going there.
This western European nation’s official name was once known as “Mexico Senior” or “Meh-hee-ko Señor” as the natives called it. They later lost the name in an out of court settlement with California who claimed to hold the copyright to anything related with the name Mexico. Mexico Sr. then became Spain. California later lost the rights to Mexico and all it’s merchandising to its cleaning industry. In related Spanish factoids, Spain’s famous female population includes actresses Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega while it’s lesser famous female population includes the following...
Besides being the birth country for lot of South American country’s primary language, Portugal enjoys knowing their existence totally screws Spain out of some prime coastal real estate. “No West Coast Beaches for You Stupid Spain!” was once considered to be their national saying. It’s true. It’s also true that countries have official national sayings. Canada’s is “Come for the beaver.” Another true fact. Back to Portugal and their female celebrities which include but may or may not be limited to the following...
Do you ever watch a movie and get to a certain point and realize the only reason for the movie to be made was just to show some titties? Then do you realize that was actually the only reason why you were watching it? You know, it takes a certain kind of person to put themselves through 1.49 hours of terrible acting, cliché premises and unfunny jokes just to see 10 seconds of nakedness. That certain kind of person is called a man.
This headline isn’t meant to be crude or humorous but its intent is to be factual and infotaining. The truth is that many of the online models (and models featured in those papery things called magazines) you find yourself enjoying the company of their two dimensional naked aesthetics are from places like Russia, Hungary, Turkey, Poland and all the ‘Stan countries. (We’ve included Germany as well.) Why is this? Are these young exhibitionist women the result of growing up in a post-Cold War society that is now indulging in all the feel good amenities (like food, water, freedom, tube socks) that us North Americans now take for granted? Or is it much more complicated issue that this blogger is way too lazy to actually research? That sounds like the real answer. So on to the ladies and please, both hands on the desk. Thank you.
