Sorry for the profanity but I can’t stand caramelized apples. They’re a pain in the ass to eat. Yes, they cause me ass pain. Maybe I’m eating them wrong. Anyway, I digress... what ISN’T wrong is supermodel Heidi Klum naked and covered in chocolate as demonstrated in her new provocative but arty photo book “Heidilicious.” A title very apropos. After this, go out and pick yourself up a copy of Heidilicious if you want a treat.