It’s rare that you’ll see a mainstream magazine (that’s not PHOTO) go with a full spread of black and white photos. It’d be nice to see more often. Especially, with publications that get cuties like India Reynolds to pose for them. There could be so much more interesting photos of great models if these mags thought a bit outside of the box more often. I’m guessing they’re following mass appeal instead of doing what might actually be more interesting. Anyhoo, here’s India Reynolds sans colour and sans clothing and mucho cute.
The cliché idea that anything that is bigger is considered better is so completely false it bores me to tiny tears. However, when Brit pinups Alice Goodwin and Sammy Braddy present us with their massive bosom side by side by side by side one can still make the stand that bigger isn’t necessarily better but can consider it quite okay in this instance... or instances. Let’s also throw in some more of these instances from a shoot labeled “Very Big Boobs” featuring Katie-Marie Cork, Kitty Lea, Lindsey Strutt, Peta Todd and Sophie Howard just for shits and giggles.
If it were not for our server esplosion (that’s Spanish, not a spelling error) we would have been one of the first sites to bring you this complete internet rendering of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. Of course, we ARE the only nude celebrity site you visit... right? Right guys? Right. Ok. So this viewing of a very supermodel packed calendar featuring the very nude photos of Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Catherine McNeil, Daisy Lowe, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Gracie Carvalho, Lily Cole, Marloes Horst, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington Whiteley is premiering in your eyeballs right now and aren’t your eyeballs happy right now?
You can’t turn your cheek without spotting supermodel Miranda Kerr and her adorable cheeks. Whether it’s in St. Bart’s shooting for Victoria’s Secret or at a soon-to-be extinct magazine rack or at some famous person’s house who has access to the actual hold-in-your-hands 2010 Pirelli Calendar or at my desk looking over my shoulder while I “work” you’re going to find THE supermodel of the moment Miranda Kerr scantily clad or some kind of nude. She looks barely legal. Yet is the ripe old age of 26 making her combination of youthful cuteness and mature sexiness a lethal combination. “Lethal” of course being completely hyperbolic. If her looks were literally lethal, anyone who has browsed the internet in the last 6 months would be deader than The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. While mediocrity gets all the glory and good time slots on television (Hello, Jay Leno) we still have the specialness of Miranda Kerr to distract us from the mainstream blandness.
This is where I mention in a remotely humorous way how bums are nice. This usually goes without saying. Strike that. If there's a nice bum, it is almost ALWAYS said. Most likely being proclaimed by your buddy who insists on making every observation verbal. “Look at that ass.” or “Check out the butt on her.” or the modifiable “What I wouldn’t do to INSERT OPTION that.” are among the classics. However, even the girls will mention the presence of a sublime behind. There's a universal appeal for the backside that surpasses gender, race and species. Strike that last one. So now that the gender that we know as the British are showing off their best rears for 2010 and wouldn't you know it, it's all the same gals that are said to have the best breasts. It would seem these ladies have it all, or maybe it's because they only have a certain amount of models on contract at once. Which is fine. We like familiarity. That's probably why we go looking for nude celebrities instead of pictures of “What's-her-ass. Strike that. What's-her-ass is always nice too. So here’s a visual study of the famous fanny (including the aforementioned Best British Bums of 2010 and “hindlights” from this year’s Victoria’s Secret collection) with a few What’s-her-asses to round out the collection.
That boot shaped European country is the location for partaking in the beauty that is Beatrice Chirita whose nudes we featured back in May of 2007 are really worth a gander if you missed them. The birth place of the Olympics, philosophy and democracy is the home of model Gogo Vaina. The island country where the people’s accents make them sound brilliant is the birth place of model turned DJ Lauren Pope. The biggest country in South America whose weather bronzes their population’s bounty of booties is where we find Michelle Gemelli. That European place where people speak Mexican is where we find the very cute but still very coy Michelle Jenner.
Highlighted (if you can call it that) by pop starlette (of The Saturdays) Frankie Sandford being generous in her autographing and nipple slipping ways, followed by a number of Italian celebrities who are truly the original prey of many a paparazzo; Anna Safroncik, Barbara Guerra, Belen Rodriguez, Benedetta Valanzano, Francesca Fioretti, Melissa Satta, Michaela Schaffrath, Rosaria Cannavo, Verona (Feldbusch) Pooth and we throw in a classic shot Jennifer Aniston sporting a thong.
While model Marloes Horst was promoted to supermodel status this year for her appearance in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar, these other models are still in their rookie stages and perhaps one day will be seen here again with “super” added to their business cards: Inna Sillandi, Lindsay Ellingson, Mandy Grall, Martina Cioffi and Toni Garrn.
If we can’t see the absurdity and silliness of the celebrity industry and think that it is actually important, then we are on the brink of intellectual extinction. Take it for the entertaining freak show that it is and nothing more, then will be okay. For now. So with that, the freaks (some more or less than others) today are up and comer Amber Heard, Twilight’s Ashley Greene in sheer, something called an Aubrey O’Day hinting some nipple in public, supermodel Bianca Balti, Camila Tavare, God fearing fired Miss USA Carrie Prejean pooping her righteous right nipple at the beach, supermodels Devon Aoki, Eliza Cummings, Erin Wasson, (upgrades and additions of) Isabeli Fontana, Julie Henderson, British pinup Keeley Hazell coming out of darkness, Brazilian Livia Maria, Madonna in a sheer top, Margo Stilley, Pirelli supermodel Marloes Horst, Serbian Mina Kostic, (upgrades and additions of) Penelope Cruz in that black bikini, supermodel Rosie Huntington Whiteley, shipwreck and former Bunnymate Shauna Sand in sheer, model Simona Gotovac and actress Tiffany Limos.
Brazil’s Andressa Zizzari, Cuban born actress and Mexican-made famous Aylin Mujica, Italy’s Cristina Quaranta, Italy’s Emanuela Fulgori in her 2010 Calendar, British Wonderbra model Katie Green in some VERY HGIGH RES nude photos and lastly, Ukrainian model Valerinia Bardo.
This week has been plump with famous fannies including Penelope Cruz’s being fondly grabbed by fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardem, Fergie strutting hers on the set of a new BEPs video among many others including Adrienn Tiszeker, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alessandra Mattos, Ana-Paula Felix, Ana Saad, Andressa Zizzari, Bernice King, Bianca Balti, Brenda Zulema, Camila Morais, Candice Swanepoel, Carla Velli, Carol Miranda, Christina Applebum, Dani Chagas, Deyse Krieger, Dorismar , Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Elle Liberachi, Elle Navarro, Fernanda Souza, Gogo Vaina, Helena Tsela, Hilary Swank, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Barton, Jessica Cirio, Johanna Magnusson, Katy Perry, Kylie Bisutti, Lauren Budd, Lauren Pope, Livia Maria, Luciana Gimenez, Lucy Clarkson, Michelle Gemelli, Miranda Kerr, Mirela Ghita, Nastica , Natalie Kritz, Noot Sear, Olivia Ortis, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Simona Gotovac, Suzana “Tiazinha” Alves, and Zaira Nara.
There has been this strange and sudden buzz over a Brazilian model named Nicole Bahls in the blogosphere as of late. She keeps popping up on the internets dawning various bikinis on what is probably the same beach over and over again. She dawns the bikini VERY well mind you which is really the only and shallow reason for the buzz - which is fine because it’s what we do here too. We’re going to go a slight step further past her recent paparazzi caught appearances and look into her modeling career before the current buzz just because we can. So here’s what we’ve found to report to you the people which is the single most important piece of reporting you’ll see in the next 5 seconds.
We assume Deyse Krieger’s fame status in her home country of Brazil is due to her being fairly good looking. Plus, her ability to get naked with a snake, or “snaked” if you will, shows that she has a good worth ethic. To clarify that last sentence; we are pronouncing snaked like naked with an ‘S’ as opposed to it sounding like Deyse has some plugged plumbing and needs to be “snaked.” That would be vulgar. Funny. But vulgar. Nonetheless, here is the stunningly blue eyed Brazilian beauty with and without snake and without clothes.
This headline will clearly hurt our SEO but how can one not use such magical alliteration? We have in this hodge-podge of celebrity nakedness and nudishness Alessandra Ambrosio roller skating in pretty panties, Brazilian model Ana Saad, German actress Anna Wolfers, Tron: Legacy’s Beau Garrett, booty model Bernice King, Italy’s Carla Velli topless, SI and VS stunner Catrinel Menghia, Canadian actress Crystal Lowe, British model Elle Liberachi, Elle Navarro, Eva Mendes being her usual sexy self for both Sante D’Orazio and the latest Calvin Klein campaign, Italy’s Gianna Nenna in see-through, (upgrades of) Heidi Klum Christing it up, Helena Tsela of Greece, model Inna Sillandi, (upgrades of) a topless Lady GaGa, supermodel Malgosia Bela, model Mandy Grall, early topless shots of Manuela Arcuri, supermodel Marloes Horst, model Martina Cioffi, supermodel Miranda Kerr, Italian television personality Miriana Trevisan, model Nastica, great nude editorial of fashion model Noot Sear, Pirelli 2010 and Victoria’s Secret supermodel Rosie Huntington Whiteley, the very cute and talented artist slash model Samantha Humphreys and lastly, Victoria Silvstedt slightly popping out of her dress in an Oops moment that was probably followed by her having sex for money. No judgments here.
The upcoming film “Chloe” looks oh-so formulaic but the plus is that Amada Seyfried (Big Love, Mamma Mia!) plays a mean naked person with naked being the key word. I suppose she may not be naked the whole time but enough to make news here. These caps are just from the French trailer so the movie itself should have more scenes of Amanda being a naked mean person and without French sub-titles. Also featured: Blandine Bury, Coralie Revel, Emma Lung, Giovanna Mezzogiorno, Hunter Tylo, Inconnue , Isabella Ragonese, Jacqueline McKenzie, Julia Nickson, Kate Nauta, Kelly Brook, Kiele Sanchez, Laura Donnelly, Lea Wiazemsky, Madeleine Stowe, Micaela Ramazzotti, Romane Portail, Sherilyn Fenn.
As a hockey fan who really cares less about most other sports, the novelty of cheerleaders is a bit foreign to me. The few teams in the NHL to actually have cheerleaders are usually in the deep American south where I do believe the cheerleader crops span the landscapes much like the orange trees do in Florida. Now if we go even further South to Brazil we find a whole other breed of cheerleader; the kind that make the biggest sports fans stop paying attention to the men on the field playing with their balls. Mind you, based on my stereotyped knowledge, I’m betting the oh-so obsessed foot ball fans of South American would probably pass up a good shagging with any of these three Brazilian cheerleaders (Dani Chagas, Fernanda Souza and Jaqueline Furuscho) - or even a romp with all three at the same time - in exchange for their favourite foot ball club to win a championship. That’s either real passionate dedication or sheer stupidity. I’m still deciding.
The various sightings and findings of celebrity nudity (and nude-ishness) brings us the following: Abigail Clancy, Anastasia Makeeva, Ana Saad, Arleth Teran, Ashley Greene, Beatrice Chirita, Cara Brett, Deyse Krieger, Ekaterina Sidorenko, Eva Green, Gogo Vaina, Hana Barcal, Heidi Dadeh, Helena Tsela, Indira Varma, Jade Jagger, Jennifer Hawkins, Juliana Baroni, Kate Moss, Kelly Brook, Lauren Pope, Lisa Jenkins, Mirela Ghita, Miriana Trevisan, Nastica , Natalia Oreiro, Nicole-Coco-Austin , Nicole Bahls, Olivia Wilde, Paz DeLa-Huerta, Rihanna , Sasha Grey, Shakur Sozahdah, Valerinia Bardo and Virginie Caprice.
We take in depth look at the world of fashion and how it has influenced our culture. We will then completely ignore the previous sentence (and the clothes) and check out the hot chicks instead. Featured supermodels: Alice Rausch, Ania Chorabik, Anja Rubik, Anja Rubjk, Arielle Pytka, Caroline Winberg, Catrinel Menghia, Daniela Freitas, Devon Aoki, Elise Crombez, Emily Blake, Erin OConnor, Eva Kass, Iris Strubegger, Jenny Law, Katrina Tee, Kylie Bax, Lara Stone, Lou Doillon, Mariacarla Boscono, Masha Rudenko, Michelle Buswell, Milouvan Groesen, Milou vanGroesen, Miranda Kerr, Paz DeLa-Huerta, Rachel Alexander, Rachel Williams, Rianne TenHaken, Shalom Harlow, Sophie Vlaming, Stacey Williams, Sylwia Jankowska, Tetyana Brazhnyk, Valeria Dmitrienko, Valerie Sipp and Zoe Duchesne.
In case you’re brand new, then we will explain how this is where we feature actresses who have bared a lot if not all of their naked bits in movies, television and television movies but not movie televisions for they are not a thing. Actresses featured today: Aidan Dee, Alice OConnell, Alice Pol, Aoi Sola, Autumn Reeser, Aycil Yeltan, Briony Kent, Caroline Feeney, Charlize Theron, Chenoa Mason, Cheryl Lyone, Christina DeRosa, Clara Furey, Clementine Celarie, Cream Cabahug, Demi Moore, Elsa Pataky, Emma Cohen, Erin-Marie Hogan, Frankie Thorn, Gabrielle Atger, Gabrielle Chaplin, Ivet Corvea, Janaina Suaudeau, Jenny Agutter, Jessica Alba, Jessica Graham, JulieAnn Shrode, Katie Lightfoot, Leah Viens-Gordon, Lena Endre, Lori Soleil, Maeve Dermody, Marisa Tomei, Michelle DiBenedetti, Michelle Duquet, Miki Asaoka, Monica Bellucci, MyAnna Buring, Nancy Vee, Naturi Naughton, Noomi Rapace, Olga Kurylenko, Polina Agureyeva, Rachel McAdams, Sally Kirkland, Sonja Kinski, Sophie Lowe, Suzan Crowley, Uschi Digard, Victoria Bastel, Wioletta Michalczuk and Yasmine Garb.
It would appear that Twilight’s Ashley Greene is going to be featured in the upcoming SI Swimsuit Issue dawning nothing but bodypaint based on these behind the scenes photos. The video adds more evidence to this theory. It’ll be interesting to see what other young starlettes will be painted naked seeing they usually go with a theme. Unless, shit, the theme is Twilight. They dare not.
Along with Rihanna dawning an interestingly designed black bikini during her vacay, we have the odd person known as Bai Ling actually showing both entire breasts at once, actress Courtney Peldon in sheer, this strange Davorka Tovilo person who is constantly showing her boobs on red carpets, former Knots Landing cast member Donna Mills in slight sheer, former supermodel Estelle Hallyday now known as actress Estelle Lefebure catching some sun topless and upgrades of both Melissa Satta and Sienna Miller’s beach bums.
Visually studying celebrity bums, asses, derrieres and all those other words you might find in a thesaurus filed under gluteus maximus. Famous fannies featured: Alessandra Torresani, Ana Saad, Arleth Teran, Bianca Holland, Candace Cabrera, Cara Brett, Dani Chagas, Darcy Palmer, Deyse Krieger, Fernanda Souza, Francesca Piccinini, Grazy Alcantara, Hana Barcal, Heidi Dadeh, Jaqueline Furuscho, Jennifer Hawkins, Juliana Baroni, Julia Alexandratou, Lauren Pope, Mary Luz-Acosta, Melita Toniolo, Mirella Santos, Mya, Nadia Lopes, Nicole-Coco-Austin , Roberta Morise, Romy Schneider, Sadie Frost, Sasha DelValle, Shakur Sozahdah, Sharon Case, Tammy Torres an unknown DJ (DJane?) and Victoria Silvstedt.
For those who like all 12 months in a calendar, here's the complete Alice Goodwin 2010 Calendar featuring HQ scans. Making the impossible possible which is making Alice's boobs even lawwwrger.
Hungarian Andrea Vizvari, the 2010 Calendar for Italy’s Sexy Disco Excelsior featuring various models, Brazil’s Deyse Krieger, Greece’s Julia Alexandratou (upgrades & adds), more from the behind the scenes of iIaly’s Laura Drzewicka 2010 Calendar, bronzed Brazilian Mirella Santos and French blasts from the past’s Romy Schneider and Sophie Duez of France.
While Emma Glover, Stacey Massey, Hannah Martin and Jessica Weekley aren’t completely new new to us lonely celeb site frequenters, they are green enough to be included amongst this new batch of Britain’s finest for the 2010 season of boobie (and sometimes bum bum) pinups which include Chloe Saxon, Darcy Palmer, Emily O’Hara, Em Diamond, Jessica Simpson, Kelly Hall, Melissa Debling, Natalie Blair, Sahar and Samantha Faiers.
The spicier, Latinier, sunnier, moistier, sexier and ass curvier America known as South America exports a much more nakedier population of lady celebrities which includes but is not limited to the following: Andrea Guerra, Fabiane Thonpson, Florencia Maggi, Florencia Tesouro, Gigi Vieira, Lourdes Sanchez, Renata Banhara, Sabrina Ravelli and Tamara Alves.
If you do, great. Because we have some fine nude fashion slash super model fodder highlighted by the spectacular Catrinel Menghia sporting a gold fleck bikini, Missy Rayder pairing up nicely and nudely with Beata Scotova, and for the newbies, a classic editorial featuring a nude Tricia Helfer in upgraded scans for the longtimers. These amongst the likes of Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amber Valletta, Andrea Abrego, Carmen Kass, Elena Baguci, Erin Heatherton, Erin Wasson, Katherina , Keeley Sheppard, Oksana Pasichnik and Zippora Seven.
Continuing the coverage of celebrity bikini season we have No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani, more of Victoria’s Secret’s Miranda Kerr, the cinema’s Sienna Miller and Sugababes member Amelle Berrabah.
When we debuted Brit newcomer Lauren back in October, we made mention of how for a lot of premiering pinups from across the pond they keep their last names a mystery until a few pictorials in. Well, here we are with her second (known) nude appearance to hit the internets and still no surname. It would help for properly documenting her Nudography but for the purposes of titillating the masses, a first name will do for now.
If you enjoy Vikki Blows, stuff and stuff being done naked, then you might really enjoy (the most likely made-up) stuff that Vikki will (won’t) be doing this year according this little to do list for 2010 presented in nude picture form. It’s a cute concept and rather sexy and to “bake some fucking cakes” sounds awesome even to a guy who prefers pie but the notion of bringing back the trucker hat must be killed off right this second. The only way the world should accept this douchie fad is if Vikki was the only non-trucker human allowed to wear one. The only time the trucker hat was cool was when my farmer Grandfather wore his tilted to the right lightly placed on his giant bald head just so with a brim straighter than a heterosexual man at an all girls slumber party. He was sporting that before Ashton Kutcher was even born. Just sayin’.
It would appear that the ‘in‘ thing to do if you’re a C, D or F-class female celebrity this past holiday season was to be in Miami sporting a bikini in plain view of the paparazzi for some career enhancement with the participants were Anne Vyalitsyna, Hayden Panettiere, Melissa Satta, Miranda Kerr, Stacy Keibler and Yulia Voronin. For more paparazzi fodder, we also have Ashley Greene, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gabrielle Union, Jennifer Lopez, Lady GaGa, Maria Sharapova, Maria Susini, and Melanie Brown.
The actresses baring all or enough to make one to hit pause on the remote in this visual study are Alexandra Paul, Alice Henley, Annette Bening, Ariadna Cabrol, Barbara Bouchet, Diana Gomez, Elizabeth Halsey, Elysee , Eva Mendes, Goldie Hawn, Griffin Drew, Holly Sampson, Ivana Bozilovic, Janine Squire, Jessica Alba, Josephine-Jacqueline Jones, Julie LeBreton, Kerry Condon, Kristin Scott-Thomas, Lenka Novak, Malou Reymann, Marie-Josee Godin, Marilyn Joi, Maryam dAbo, Michelle Williams, Naomi Watts, Natacha Regnier, Nathalie Baye, Nathalie Grandhomme, Pamela Anderson, Polly Walker, Rinko Kikuchi, Robin Tunney, Shauna OBrien, Tiffany Taylor and Wally-Ann Wharton.
It may be a new decade but there’s a great chance you’re still into bum. They say JLo brought back the fad of booty loving but that is of course nonsense. The ass is a much of a fad as eating food is a fad. It’s always been and will always be. So whether it’s the zeros or the teens, every decade is the decade of the derriere. Here are some famous ones...
Brazilian TV lady person Wanessa Martins has a strange and German sounding way of spelling her name. But that’s fine. Pretty women can get away with a lot of absurd things and even more when nudity comes into play. So we’ll let this spelling oddity go and just pretend we never even noticed.
For many guys of the less attraction persuasion or of the socially awkward species, it would appear with the invention of widespread internet came the miraculous creation of the naked woman. The only nude women that showed themselves to such guys in the pre-interweb world were their Moms in the Sears change room when she dragged you out shopping as a kid or your curiously hot aunt who was married to your biological uncle making for some rather conflicting feelings in my... err, THEIR pre prepubescent pants. However, to prove that the naked ladies actually existed pre 1994, we have some vintage (so-called) porn featuring Jane Birkin, Joanne Guest, and Rachel Ter Horst where we see Jane managing to stay timeless in all of her nudie work while Joanne and Rachel show how the 80s and early 90s produced some of the tackiest nudie work in history.
