Actresses in scenes where the wardrobe department had a rest... highlights include Brigitte Bardot, Cameron Diaz, Diane Kruger, Gillian Anderson, Heather Graham, Holly Hunter, Kate French, Kerry Washington, Madeline Zima, Mia Kirshner, Rachel Weisz, Shari Shattuck, Teri Weigel and Toni Collette among many others.
Liz Hurley was in a giving mood the other night in London where she used both her status as a celebrity to help a cause but also gave to the World the view of her left breast. Some would say was by accident but I like to give her more credit than that and believe she’s just a really generous person. I mean, look at that perky and supple generosity.
This former blond pinup from across the pond comes back as a brunette in her latest short but very sweet photo shoot that proves, to this guy anyway, that we need to see more black & white imagery in the glamour modeling world.
As it were to appear by the following imagery, Brazil has been forcing the rest of the World to bear witness to their bare female folk since the 70s. This forced feeding of having to visually swallow their bronzed nude curves for over 30 years has on many occasion caused one’s head to explode. It seems unfair that one nation could have such an arsenal of tight troops but we’ll let Brazil have this one. We’ll just have to suffer the sexy consequences.
Fashion models and the elite ones they call Super work for an industry where nudity is so casual and chillax that it almost seems that all the men creating the fashion and doing the photo shoots aren’t even remotely interested in women sexually. It’s just a feeling I get. I think I might be on to something here. Actually, amongst all the androgyny and “pretty” pictures, the fashion world’s photography department can deliver us some of the sexiest photographs of all time and often without provoking the puritans into thinking that it’s pure smut. Here are some of the latest hot editorials and single shots to come out of the fashion world featuring...
Newcomer Emily “Laser” Johnston and relatively new Hannah Martin are a pair of short-haired blond cuties who demonstrate their fairly strong ability to be naked in the following pair of photo shoots.
You might find Bar Refaeli parading in a bikini – as she is meant to do, or you might find Lady Gaga showing the entrance to her baby maker, or you might find a bunch of obscure ladies that are famous somewhere in the World all wearing next to nothing all for your viewing pleasure.
For a lot of these coy cuties, the art of showing skin without showing the naughtier bits has become so standard in their modeling portfolio that one might wonder if some of these ladies even have nipples. It’s the idea that we know that they do and that they’re a well-placed hand, arm or camera angle away from being seen which makes the implied nude so successful despite its irritating qualities.
There’s probably way too much brain power going in to this for me but I can’t decide whether to praise Pamela for not giving a shit and just going out there to do silly things no matter how much criticism she gets for it or to think the whole thing is getting sad. Most of the criticism being that she’s too old and not hot enough any more to get away with parading her body (specifically, her nipples) in public anymore. Would these same critics call this pathetic if this was Pamela circa 1990? Well, probably but for different reasons. If you’re going to consider this sad, then I don’t say it’s sad because she looks old but because she should have different priorities at the age she is now. Prancing about on stage with your third or fourth set of breasts implants hanging out is weird no matter what age you are but the sexy young ones are giving more leeway because it looks “good”. Most celebrities are weird. Down right loons. But they need to be to keep us entertained. That’s their job. After all is said and done, there was way too much energy spent on writing this or making you read it. Pamela Anderson should not be a concern beyond, “Oh, look. Nipples.” And then back to real life.
Oh, look. Bums. (Featuring: Victoria’s Secret’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Caprica’s Alessandra Torresani, Annelien Coorevits, WWE’s Candice Michelle, Charlie O’Neale, Charlie Webster, Cris Jorick, Debora Bello, Dragana Rogojevic, Eleftheria Sifneou, Evangelina Anderson, Jade, Jennifer Lamiraqui, SI’s Jessica Gomes, pop weirdo Lady GaGa, Luisa Lopilato, Natasha Marley, Nicole Neumann, Rachael Neiberding, Snezana Travnic, Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara, Stanija Dobrojevic, a great unknown model of which we need a name and Yesenia Bustillo.)
British glamour model Louise Glover spends 22 minutes showering in this contrived candid video. Oddly, in the nude. With a camera there and everything. Maybe she doesn’t know the camera is there. Well, she does shower in a way that suggests no one is there. You know, with the slow strokes which often focus on cleaning her breasts and buttocks IS the standard technique when cleaning one’s self alone. Especially, if you’re a lady. Apparently, Louise is supposed to become a wrestler in (on?) the WWE (that’s the WWF for those born before 1990) but has run into some immigration problems. Maybe the US is worried she will bring in some strange British lice since she’s demonstrated here that she cares less about clean hair on her head than soap polishing the shit out of her breasts.
Just a couple of moving versions of a pictorial we reported back in November of the rather attractive Brit pinup Rosie Jones: a solo of her stripping from a Popeye outfit to nothing at all along with a montage of the same shoot. Plus, another with Rosie and fellow brunette beauty Kaylee Carver in a somewhat cheesy but not aesthetically criminal Valentine's day shoot.
Paris Hilton is parading her little, albeit, cute butt around in Brazil allowing the paparazzi to get all over that shit because she really has nothing better to do with her life. Except, maybe using her notoriety, money and free time to help out World causes like she said she would do after discovering Jesus in jail. I guess Jesus didn’t make a good enough argument. That Jesus. He really needs to work on His powers of persuasion because if he can’t convince Paris Hilton to save the World, who can?
Yikes! Unlike classic pinups from the 40s and 50s, the 80s pinup era is not an era that should ever be brought back as a cool fad. Ever. (Did I mention ever?) Not even ironically. Even though you may have had a Samantha Fox poster above your bed, next to your shelf of Bon Jovi records, please don’t go letting that part of your brain that makes old things seem better than they were get you all delusional thinking this was a sexy era of pinuppery. It’s nothing personal, but my Lord, the styles and setups back then were rather ridiculous. However, for the fans who like tacky memories, here is Samantha Fox and Gail McKenna whose beauties were unfortunately packaged in the least aesthetically pleasing pinup era to date. (Please note: the preview thumbs above are among the least offensive, possibly even considered passable as mediocre pinup material.)
A pretty solid visual study of professional pretties with highlights including a great editorial featuring Argentina’s Cassandra Goeke, the Italian stunner Charlotte Kemp Muhl, the versatile Mariacarla Boscono, classic 80s supermodel Paulina Porizkova back in her heyday, fresh face Rebecca Hiller, Pirelli/VS It Girl Rosie Huntington Whiteley, great pictorial with naked unknown models posing with Twilight’s Robert Pattison who was quoted in the accompanying interview something about being “allergic to vaginas” which is the exact opposite problem I have; that being vaginas are allergic to me. Anyway, we also have upgraded images featuring Catrinel Menghia, Helena Christensen, Natalia Vodianova and Susan Eldridge. Plus, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alla Kostromicheva, An Oost, Carolina Thaler, Charlotte DiCalypso, Christy Turlington, Claudia Schiffer, Elizabeth Jagger, Hilary Rhoda, Lou Doillon, Malgosia Bela, Naomi Campbell, Olga Sherer, Rachel Williams, Sophie Vlaming and Tori Praver.
Highlights including Amy Smart, Ana Claudia Talancon, Anne Heche, Bai Ling, Carey Mulligan, Cerina Vincent, Eliza Dushku, Elsa Pataky, Helen Shaver, Jenna Haze, Julia Ormond, Julie Delpy, Karen Black, Kate French, Lesley Ann Brandt, Lucy Lawless, Madeline Zima, Madonna, Marg Helgenberger, Meg Ryan, Melanie Laurent, Mia Kirshner, Natassia Malthe, Rachel Weisz, Sarah Shahi and Sophie Marceau among many other actresses nude in film.
Our version of saluting the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics (which begin tonight with its opening ceremony) is to; of course, scrape together a visual study of nude to skimpy photos of famous and semi-famous ladies that we can rationalize in our heads that they are somehow related to this topical of topics. We have fashion model Noot Sear who was born and bred (doesn’t the breeding come before the birth?) in Vancouver in her latest nude editorial. We also have the highlights from SI featuring US Olympic athletes Clair Bidez, Hannah Teter and Lindsey Vonn all shot in Whistler. Ok, so SI is American but it would have been nice for them to feature some our fine Canadian athletes since the photo shoot did take place up here. Skeleton luger Mellisa Hollingsworth would have been an exceptional option. We then have the 1990 Pirelli Calendar which featured a nod to the ancient Greek Olympics by featuring nude female athletes. It’s historically accurate in that the athletes compete nude but based on my own ignorant history knowledge, I don’t think women were allowed to compete back then. It was only the manliest of men who got naked and played games together. Speaking of Greece, let’s throw in the absurdly attractive Christina Stefanidi in her latest shiny nude pictorial - wow. Heck, while we’re at it, here some more Greek ladies to finish off this Olympic themed clusterfrig.
It’s refreshing to see more of these British cuties modeling themselves in front of a background or setting that isn’t just a plain white void that we see far too often. Newcomer Holly Peers is placed topless in a real place with a variety of colours and textures that allow us to exercise different muscles in our eyeballs. You know, it allows a bit more use of the muscles that move around to see the full picture with all the pretty colours instead of constantly using the ones used to zoom immediately to the breasteses area. Don’t worry, they’ll still get a bit of work out.
You know. Bums. Fannies. Asses. Derrieres. The very top part of the legs that people tell you to kiss when they’re pissed off at you but actually kissing their ass at that moment can lead to unpleasantness. However, the following collection should have a fair amount of pleasantness...
With the highlightier of the highlights being Hilary Rhoda, Bar Refaeli and Cintia Dicker in the Twenty-Ten collection of SI models according our own correct opinions, we bring you the other shots (out of the entirety you should see at SI.com) that jumped out at us just that much more than the rest. That is, aside from the ones we’ve previously reported here, here and here.
Heidi also showed a lot of these sexy shots in her great book Hedilicious which we reported (with those shots) back in October. However, why not take a look at them again and then, for crying out loud, lets look at some of the new additions that the lucky bastards in Spain were privileged enough to have Heidi share with them. Please note, we are not calling all Spaniards bastards. We’re strictly speaking about the ones that ARE bastards - which I might add has nothing to do with them being Spanish. Their bastardization was completely due to their parents making the hasty decision to hump before locking it in with a proper marriage. Anyway, I digress. On to Heidi...
The human organism is a strange beast. Our minds and spirits come of age at a point in life when our bodies begin or are fully on their way to deterioration. What do they say? Youth is wasted on the young? Michelle Marsh is by no means on her way to deteriorating yet but she does show how the younger version of herself has all the so-called desirable features of a women to an extreme level while at an age too young in the mind to fully appreciate it. Her more recent shoot here (on white background) shows a very fine woman indeed but my Lord, her younger photos (not that long ago really) just show how ridiculous humans are designed in their younger and often wasted years. The accompanied video is Michelle from her ridiculously (bosomy) years...
A special edition of The Week In Rearview where we handpick from among all the standard front viewing shots from this year’s famed swimsuit issue the rare back viewing gems that get scattered far too sparsely amongst the rest. Perhaps, this is because it’s supposed to be all about the swimsuit and not objectification of the model. This, we can live with. However, for anyone who’s gone swimsuit shopping with a lady knows that one of the first and most important things a lady will asses is how the suit makes their butt look. So if this issue is about selling swimsuits, then they need to show the female viewers what their products look like from behind. It just makes good business sense.
Each year, we’re always curious to see how revealing andsexy SI will go in order to move some paper. Their infamous and now regular occurring nude bodypainting feature is definitely the closest they’ve come to becoming a nudie magazine but the swimsuits also can be rather daring. Often, they seem secondary and somewhat of an after thought in a photo. So we’ve put together all the implied nudes (topless but covered strategically) and the semi-sheer shots from this year’s edition which is about as close to nude as SI gets without drawing pretty pictures on the girls. For all the rest of the photos go to the newsstand and pick yourself a real live copy of the issue. Stopping by SI.com is another option where they even have moving pictures with sound in something called “videos” which shows all the models in and out of swimwear. Neat.
If these pinups from across the pond were to be models featured in the aforementioned swimsuit issue, Lord helps us all from all the sexy spillover. I don’t think the issue would be deemed quite as “family friendly” if that were to happen... but wouldn’t it be fun to do it just once?
In North America, these ladies are all considered of the foreign persuasion, while at the same, they are fellow citizens to others. Maybe even you. It’s all a matter of perspective but to this guy, we’re all people. Yes, all of us. Even these naked ladies are people. Like you and me. Maybe not some of you, but most of you. The people featured here are Eastern Europe’s Aneta Andres, Bulgaria’s Dboyye Makedohcko, Greece’s Elizabeth Kazopoulou, Italy’s Evgenia Dvoretskaya and Brazil’s Liz Vargas.
Melissa Satta has showed up here a number of times over the years usually sporting teeny weeny bikinis that show off her fantastic fanny. It took SI’s bodypaint treatment to get Melissa to officially pose nude for the first time. Along with Melissa, fellow “soccer star wags” (apparently wag is the term to describe ladies who shag football players) Abbey Clancy, Bethany Dempsey and Sarah Brandner all dawn the intricate paintings on their naked bods for this year’s bodypaint feature in SI’s Annual Swimsuit Issue. The hours spent just to prep for these shoots are exhausting but it looks like they spent all their energy in painting and not in the photo shoot itself. You would think with all the work that goes into painting the models that they would take advantage of the final product (that being a naked lady in paint) by having more creative photos and varied poses. Instead, all 4 models pretty much do the same pose over a course of 2 dozen photos. Not to be an objectifying pervert but if they’re going to put the work into painting their bodies front and back, then let’s see some front AND back shots. Having said that, kudos to the painters and models while having said THAT, the creative directors need to be reminded that “creative” is in their job title.
Highlights in this hodge-podge of celebrity nakedness and nude-ishness are Jennifer Aniston wearing a (snug) bikini again, Marisa Miller getting her pants pulled down at a Superbowl event this weekend, supermodels Daria Werbowy and Erin Wasson sunbathing topless and Fringe star Anna Torv (kinda) topless for Esquire. This and more when you click the linky-poo just below...
Often when someone goes by one name, it means that they are so famous that you only need one name to identify them. Then there are these one named wonders who are worth getting to know based on these photos but we're left wondering who they are exactly. To us, the standouts here are Natalia, Olga and Silvia based on the photos while the ladies with names like Amal, Anatstacia, Dundika, JuLio and Teheema seem like they really are known to some somewhere. We say that because with so many other truly famous one named wonders their name is so odd.
Kate Moss, nude. Naomi Campbell, nude. Amber Valletta, nude. Daria Werbowy, nude. Lara Stone, nude. Natalia Vodianova, nude. Kristen McMenamy, nude. Jeneil Williams, nude. We’ve seen the covers previewing this great set of photo shoots and now we can report the entire series featuring these great supermodels in great photography in great levels of nudity.
Unlike a lot of the abnormally orange ladies you see in more Northern places, (perhaps say, New Jersey,) the Brazilian lady’s shade of orange somewhat appears to have been produced by nature as opposed to being a lab experiment gone wrong on your epidermis thanks to a $9.95 jar of cancerous chemicals. The Brazilians prefer to get their cancer the old fashion way; from the sun. This, of course, is complete conjecture. The following Brazilians probably combine their oranging technique with both the sun and a jar. They just do it so well that we can still identify them as human.
British model, actress, reality TV eye candy (The Real Hustle) Jessica Jane Clement is a fine example of and further proof that blonds turned brunettes are way hotter being on the dark side of the follicle. (Dexter’s Julie Benz, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara, Brooke Burns among other examples of this phenomenon.) However, Jessica Jane’s nuder works were back in her blond days which pleasantly forces us to revisit her past. The nuder Jessica or the hotter Jessica? Take your pick...
This headline is what we used to call Celebrity Rearviews (or The Week In Rearview) back when we thought rhyming was cool. What we do know to be forever cool is the celebrity derriere and here is this week’s collection...
It’s the untraditional Mexican made-up holiday celebrating the 5th day of February in order to bring you the following Mexican models slash celebridades: Carla Garcilazo, Carolina Queiroz, Denisse Padilla, Stefania and Wendy Braga.
Dutch model Ancilla Tilia manages to balance the cute and the kinky fairly well. Now, for someone who is allergic to latex and pain, I don’t quite get the whole bondage fetish thing. At least, my system couldn’t take it. Visually, the aesthetics can be quite intriguing at times and entertainingly intimidating as an art form as pulled off in some of these shots. But again, my allergy to whips and various soft tissue clamps keeps me an observer in a bubble from a far. However, Ancilla more often goes for the gentler and vintage looks inspired by the likes of Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe which are way more inviting and cause no allergic reactions whatsoever. Unless, of course you’re allergic to good looking women which I know some of you are.
Once again, the good photographing people of Brazil manage to balance (slightly explicit) eroticism with non-cheesy (and higher) caliber photography. This time they capture model Barbara Koboldt who is probably yet another unknown famous person that you’ve never heard of but imagine if you did and this was the kind of nude photography treatment given to your favourite famous person? Would that not be satisfying? So pretend that Barbara was a star of your favourite TV show and now you get to see her like this. See? Playing pretend is fun.
Along with see-through shots of Avatar’s Zoe Saldana (some of which we’ve had versions of for over a year – just sayin’) we have French model Amal, Aussie model Ashleigh Sudholz, classic shots of Caprice Bourret, a classic sheer oops of Catherine Bell, French actress Emmanuelle Seigner also in sheer, Aussie Estelle Hammersley, Italian actress Eva Grimaldi, lingerie model turned Dancer of the Stars Joanna Krupa, supermodel Karen Mulder, Rolling Stoner Ronnie Wood’s ex-ladyfriend Katia Ivanova, the healthy bosomed Katy Perry, classic supermodel Lauren Hutton, fashion model Lindsay Ellingson, actress slash model Lou Doillon, more Lucy Pinder from her recent shoot, supermodel Maggie Rizer in an oops moment, Brit pinup Malene Espensen, Marilyn Monroe, models Maryna Linchuk and Michelle Zwoferink, supermodel Naomi Campbell, sexy Scandinavian Natacha Peyre, UK’s Natalie Oxley, Croatia’s Rea Matas, pornstar turned mainstream Sasha Grey, Danish model Selina Soopramanien, Garbage’s Shirley Manson in sheer on the red carpet, model Susie Bick, Brazil’s Tania Oliveira, Italy’s Valeria Marini and Eastern Europe’s Voksan Virag.
Actresses in television and film including Amanda Seyfried’s nude bum in a recent episode of Big Love, the ladies of Spartacus including Lucy Lawless, Erin Cummings and Viva Bianca. Along with Adriana Ugarte, Annette Bening, Aude Pepin, Carli Norris, Cleo DeParis, Dawn Olivieri, Deborah Francois, Elisa Mouliaa, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Hafsia Herzi, Jill Schoelen, Katja Herbers, Lorraine Bracco, Marciee Drake, Marie Vinck, Marisa Tomei, Monica Bellucci, Morena Baccarin, Nara Sakare, Olga Kurylenko, Rebecca Night, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shalyn Casar, Siberia Federico, Thais Simi, unknown actresses from 40 Days and 40 Nights and Valeria Bruni Tedeschi.
The latest visual study of Bottom America’s (aka South America on the official maps) celebrated ladies that veteran internet celeb enthusiasts should be somewhat familiar with by now. This familiarity being forced on to you because the real big time celebs don’t get naked often enough to satisfy your nude celeb thirsts. So we present the following lesser echelon famous females of foreign lands in South America: Barbara Franco, Claudia Ciardone, Debora Bello, Florencia Maggi, Florencia Tesouro, Julieta Maillard, Lorena Wells, Luciana Aymar, Luly Drozdek, Monica Farro, Natalia Oreiro, Nenita, Noelia Barrios, Pamela Carranza, Tamara Alves and Wanda Nara.
Fashion models, editorial models, runway models, supermodels. These are the sub-species of models that a lot of models (and others) consider to be on the higher end of the model family tree. I’d have to agree if you look at it as artist because the industries that hire these specific kinds of models are usually on the higher end of creative endeavors. It might seem snobby but if you look at the models in the recent Miss America pageant (along with their “talents”) you can’t help be pained by the mediocrity of it all. Whereas the fashion industry might have some really weird shit going on and even at times not be all that “pretty but it’s at least on the upper branch of innovation and creativity making for a great playing ground for these “supermodels.”
Argentina’s Andrea Rincon solo and again with fellow curvaceous model Valeria DeGenaro; London’s Bianca Deacy; Chelsea Jones of the United Kingdom; Eastern Europe’s Lene Alexandra; Belgian singer Sandy Boets and Mexico’s Virginia Gallardo.
