One of the newest knock-outs to be added to the already brilliant bunch of British pinups goes by the lastnameless name of Elle and we felt the need that you should be informed visually of her solo debut pictorial. To back her up and to give you an even clearer picture of England’s hottie population, we’ve included the latest nude appearance of Madison Welch along with the 2011 Calendar previews featuring Alice Goodwin, Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones and Sophie Howard. There’s also the holiday snaps when Rosie Jones, India Reynolds, Daisy Watts, Emma Glover, and Stacey Massey went on a topless vacation. Then we take a retro look at pinup of yesteryear Gail McKenna. We round out this important report with upgraded scans of Lucy Pinder, some shots of Emma Frain and a perfect postcard looking photo to send the family which features Holly Peers and Peta Todd showing off their talents.
Lindsay Lohan goes braless in a see-through shirt, Katy Perry has her closest Oops moment yet by flashing a hint of nipple, Jessica Alba grants the paparazzi a generous angle of her cheeks, Michelle Hunziker is one fine beach bum, Spanish ladies Blanca Suarez, Marta Fernandez, Olivia Molina and Ursula Corbero refuse to wear tops at the beach, Frankie Sandford of The Saturdays can’t not show us her nipples in public, Davorka Tovilo also can’t not show her breasts in public, British actress Joanna Taylor sun bathes shirtless, Jodi-Lyn O’Keefe and Keira Knightley wear sheer tops. Yup, those things happened.
Miranda Kerr nude in 3D sounds cool but really, Orlando Bloom is the only one who benefits from seeing Miranda naked in the 3rd dimension. Alas. The other let down is that the rest of the naked (and close to naked) supermodels in the following visual study are all displayed in the oh-so flat and old fashioned 2nd dimension and they are Agnes Buzala, Anna Jagodzinska, Annick Bartkevica, Ava Smith, Britney Nola, Charlotte Kemp-Muhl, Chloe Pridham, Cindy Crawford, Coco Rocha, Delfine Bafort, Edita Vilkeviciute, Emily DiDonato, Erin Wasson, Eugenia Volodina, Eva Riccobono, Freja Beha-Erichsen, Heidi Mount, Irina Shayk, Jana Knauerova, Karen Mulder, Karolina Kurkova, Katarzyna Dolinska, Korina Longin, Lara Stone, Lydia Hearst, Lyndsey Scott, Magdalena Frackowiak, Masha Rudenko, Nadiya Chenko, Nadja Auermann, Naomi Campbell, Natalia Vodianova, Natasha Poly, Omahyra Mota, Patricia Schmid, Raquel Zimmermann, Sabrina Cereseto, Sarah Warnaar, Sasha Melnychuk, Suki Alice, Sydonie Herrera, Tiiu Kuik, Victoria Sekrier.
Hungarian Adrienn Levai, Chiara Boisseau of France, Czegledi Edit also of Hungary, Brazil’s Dani Duf, UK pinup Emma Glover, Italy’s TV booty shaker Nina Senicar, Greek demigoddess Olga Farmaki, Sam Kellett of Britain and Turkish model Zeynep Yilmaz.
The very pretty Olivia Wilde (House, Tron Legacy) sports a bikini while it looks like Italy TV eyecandy Nina Senicar is shooting a nude calendar and the rest of the following ladies have also been preyed upon by the paparazzi... Alba Parietti, Alessia Fabiani, Camila Morais, Erika Braidich, Francesca Cipriani, Ilary Blasi, Kate Moss, MariaTeresa Francville, Marina Berlusconi, Maurizia Cacciatori, Michelle Hunziker, Nina Soldano, Paris Hilton, Roberta Morise, Rosy Dilettuso, Sabrina Cereseto, Sofia Bruscoli, Stefania Zappa and Veridiana Mallmann.
Italian model Erika Marcato doing the naked in wind blown sheer cloth thing, Argentina’s Florencia Maggi doing the South American look at my sexy round things thing, Britain’s Lucy Pinder doing the sheer top thing, English lass Mellisa Clarke doing the super cute slash sexy combo thing and Italy’s Valentina Feula doing the somewhat arty nude thing.
The range of celebrity flavours are represented by Adriana Lima, Alex Sim-Wise, Anna Paquin, Belen Lavallen, Belen Rodriguez, Beyonce Knowles, Chiara Conti, ChristieLee Sharpe, Cristina Buccino, Elba Jimenez, Elle , Emma Glover, Holly Peers, Irina Shayk, Jemma , Jessica Cirio, Joss Stone, Julia Duerr, Katie-Marie Cork, Katie Green, Kelly Andrews, Kim Zolciak, Lady GaGa, Lalo Perezrivera, Larissa Riquelme, Leelee Sobieski, Liv Tyler, Louise Cliffe, Luciana Salazar, Maille Doyle, Markyta , Masha Kravchenko, Mia II, Mireia Artal, Natacha Jaitt, Noemie , Sammy Braddy, Sarah Nile, Saskia Howard, Seren Gibson, Sophie Howard, Tetyana Veryovkina and an unknown (to us) model baring her bosom which makes her famous in our hearts.
The actresses baring their themselves for the craft of film and television are Abigail Good, Abi Tucker, Alexandra Vandernoot, AnnaLise Phillips, Anna Paquin, Caitlin Turner, Crystal Lowe, Denise Richards, Edwina Cheer, Elisabeth Margoni, Emmanuelle Chriqui, FranziskaWulf , Gabrielle Anwar, Hayley Atwell, Heather Stephens, Helena Noguerra, Jaime Murray, Jana Pallaske, Jessica Alba, Jessica Kramer, Julienne Davis, Julie Gayet, Kate Luyben, Kristanna Loken, Laura Linney, Lori Petty, Natalia Worner, Nele Kiper, Nicole Kidman, Phoebe Cates, Rebecca Creskoff, Sasha Grey, Sheila Zane, Sonja Bennett, Sophie Marceau, Tasma Walton, Tiffani Taylor and Victoria Silvstedt.
If you prefer Nats that end their full names with an E and come from the land of Britain, then Natalie Blair is for you and is among our faves from the new British pinup crop. However, if you prefer Nats that have an A at the end of their full names and hail from Colombia, then Natalia Paris might suite you more. Mind you, if you’re just a fan of beautiful women who know how to make the camera melt with a single pose or look, then both Natalie and Natalia will fulfill your needs plenty well.
The normally modest and elusive former ‘The OC’ cast member Rachel Bilson managed to get caught by the paparazzi in Hawaii this weekend sporting a skimpy bikini and a lot of sexy cuteness. The following is visual documentation of said cute event...
While Orsolya Kocsis (aka Klaudia, Claudia, Ohsi, Orsy, Sika, Kimberly Zeller, Ursula Kovacs) is normally a naughty nude model who shows everything in a naughty way, she has done some fashion modeling as well if not better than the following gaggle of fashion models which includes Abbey-Lee Kershaw, Alana Zimmer, Ana Beatriz-Barros, Dioni Tabbers, Dree Hemingway, Edita Vilkeviciute, Elisa Sednaoui, Eliza Cummings, Eniko Mihalik, Erin Wasson, Heidi Klum, Janine Henkes, Joan Smalls, Karolina Kurkova, Kasia Struss, Kristen McMenamy, Kristina Romanova, Lauren Brown, Lisanne DeJong, Lyndsey Scott, Maria Font, Maryna Linchuk, May Andersen, Naomi Campbell, Ornella , , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Shannan Click, Sophie Srej, Svetlana Lazareva and Yeva Don.
Somebody called Heidi Montag is one messed-up creature with a nice bum, Hilary Swank went to her movie premiere of The Gift in a see-through top back in 2000, the normally modest Ivanka Trump is caught wearing a bikini, the very not modest bunnymate Karissa Shannon lures the paparazzi by sticking her arse in the air, beach volleyball Olympian Misty May shoots a commercial, Shakira nearly shakes her ass right out of her gold pants while shooting a music video, poor decision maker Tila Tequila is documented topless while being attacked by music fans who also make terrible decisions and a member of The Saturdays Una Healy swims with only half of her bikini.
Here’s a pretty great collection of Russian models (not counting Krystle Gohel of Britain) in photo shoots that actually look like someone put some creative thought into them. This former Soviet Superpower’s arts culture is finally coming back strong after years of communist rule which was rather stale when it came to aesthetics with the great exception of the USSR/CCCP flag and the stylistic propaganda poster art. Throw in some nude beauties into the retro Russian art and we have some sexy commie-goodness.
Italy’s Francesca Lodo, Jahziel Manabat of the Philippines, Argentina’s Luli Munilla and Mariana DeMelo, Petroula Kostidou of Greece and Brazilian beauty Thaisse Carvalho.
Ok, perhaps it’s overkill to show 20 frames of probably a 2 second scene featuring Diora Baird’s bare breasts about to be drawn on with lipstick but it’s Diora Baird’s bare breasts about to be drawn on with lipstick. If you want more then you have to wait for the movie. Otherwise, there is no pleasing you.
Professional bikini wearer Bar Refaeli wears a pink one on her day off, Brooke Burke’s great bikini bum, Candice Swanepoel opens a Victoria’s Secret store while wearing a strange bum baring outfit, supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute sunbathes topless, Penelope’s sister Monica Cruz also beaches it up, British news anchor Natasha Kaplinsky topless and bottomless, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger paddles in a pink bikini, Rihanna wears a see-through top revealing her nipple ring, Miss Europe (2005) Shermine Shahrivar goes topless at the beach, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson shows some ass on stage and poor Tila Tequila opens for Insane Clown Posse topless and gets attacked with thrown stones, bottles and feces by fans of terrible music.
Now here’s the set we’ve wanted Holly Peers to be in and it’s about time that the good people at Fr0nt made it happen. Nothing more needs to be said for now.
I must say that The Ukrainians are producing some great photography in a normally trite market of men’s magazines. Europe in general is far superior to that of North America when it comes to classy well produced erotica. As is the case with this little set featuring Ekaterina Yuspina and Viktoria Yushkevich where each photo is well thought out, executed and the props and scenery makes sense despite the absurdity of the situation. Or maybe I should just say these naked chicks are hot and you should check ‘em out.
Argentina’s Andrea Rincon, Greece’s Angelina Maliotaki, Hungary’s Eva Wyrwal, Giota Kourakou of Greece and Melina Romero of Argentina are all female people that do something well in their respective countries.
Highlights include Jennifer Aniston in a slight Oops moment in outtakes from a Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot, a very full frontal Lily Cole, True Blood’s Natasha Alam stripping down to a thong on the set of Drop Dead Gorgeous, along with Adriana Lima, Charlotte Marshall, Claudia Fernandez, Daniela of MTV Germany, Dorismar , Eliana Guercio, Fernanda Martinelli, Heidi Buss, Irene Delgado, , Jessica Messenger, Kate Moss, Katy Perry, Kristen Bitting, Marcela Torres, Marianne Puglia, Maria Telpuk, Mary-Louise Parker, Melina Legal, Misa Campo, Monet Stunson, Montana Fishburne, Naomi Campbell, Paris Hilton, Rachel Reilley, Rosamund Pike, Rosa Acosta, Sara Cox, Soledad Cescato, Sophie Howard, Stacey , Tahiticora , Tamara Salinas, Trinny Woodall, some hot unknowns, Valeria DeGenaro and sisters Victoria & Estefania Xipolitakis.
We have the strange but strangely entertaining Lady GaGa stage diving while basically naked at Lollapalooza this weekend and the frightening Amy Winehouse having a slight nipslip while we have Ashley Greene and Sophie Reade in bikinis in ab attempt to balance out the ugly, plus an Indira Weiss Oops moment along with a lot of Italian celebrities enjoying the sun such as Alba Parietti, Angela Griffin, Anna Casati, Cecilia Capriotti, Claudia Gerini, Ela Weber, Elena Sofia-Ricci, Elisabetta Gregoraci, Federica Nargi, Flo Marincea, Francesca Cipriani, Isabella Ferrari, Lisa Fusco, Michelle Hunziker, Sabrina Cereseto and Silvia Zanchi.
Along with newer “nudes” of iconic supermodel Cinday Crawford, we have the fashionable nude Abbey Lee Kershaw, Ana Beatriz Barros, Annabella Barber, Ashley Smith, Caroline Rausch, Caroline Winberg, Charlotte DiCalypso, Christie Brinkley, Gia Carangi, Kate Moss, Linnea , Louise Pedersen, Malene Knudsen, Malgosia Bela, Milou vanGroesen, Natalia Niki, Natasha Poly, Rie Rasmussen, Samantha Gradoville, Selita Ebanks, Tasha Tilberg, Unknown Simone and ‘The Girls of 2pm’ who are currently unknown to us but we’re pretty sure they have names.
We start our trotts in Poland where we meet the slippery looking model that goes by the sexy name of Andy, then to Germany to salute Bali Rodriguez, then we head to the outback to hunt down Emily Scott, and then back to the opposite end of the globe to England to have T & A time with India Reynolds, then we rip off to Brazil to see the smooth Karina Ursino, then to Greece to see Laoura Naries, then off to Argentina to gaze on Laura Gaffuri, followed by a trip to Italy for some Lucie Senasiova, then back to South American for Natalia Fassi and finally it’s a long way back to Germany to meet up with Nicole Schumann.
Highlights include Katy Perry and her boobs that continue to roll many a man’s stones, preview shots of Lindsey Strutt’s 2011 calendar, Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana Fishburne trying to become famous like Kim Kardashian by having a sex tape instead of maybe doing the absurd and using Daddy’s name to get good legitimate film roles - but that would be a ludicrous way to get famous. Along with an unknown actress (who originally was reported to be Marisa Miller) is now heavily rumoured to actually be a very naked from behind Hayden Panettiere. Plus the following... Adriana Lima, Adrianne Curry, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Alessandra Ambrosio, Alison Brie, Amber Rose, Andrea Rincon, Avril Lavigne, Belen Rodriguez, Diane Youdale, Doriana Sousa, Elena Alexandra, Eva Wyrwal, Gena Lee Nolin, Hayley Atwell, Jennifer Beals, Kelly Brook, Lady GaGa, Laura Pott, Manuela Arcuri, Michelle Pfeiffer, Pamela David, Rachael Neiberding, Rosie Jones, Sophie Howard, Veronica Ciardi and Zoe Saldana.
I’m not one to be easily persuaded by trite things like naked tits, rock n’ roll and cartoon violence and gore but this (apparent leaked) trailer for Piranha 3D with all those things combined in a span of a minute made me quietly say to myself, “Cool.” Mind you, anything with AC/DC playing in the background will trigger my saliva glands like Pavlov’s dog. Whereas the fact that we get to see Kelly Brook naked promises that the mindless entertainment isn’t carried only by frenzied fish based violence. Bottom line, turn off your brain and enjoy. (Then why not also look at these classic candid topless shots of Kelly from a few years back?)
A new set of Vikki Blows is right up there in satisfaction quenching as a new episode of Mad Men, Rescue Me or the return of Conan O’Brien is. Now if these shows could squeeze in this pint-sized pixie for a cameo or two, many with my taste for entertainment would probably think they no longer need to live because nothing would be satisfying after that. However, since this scenario is never going to happen and saying such hyperbolic things as “now I can die because Vikki Blows was on Conan” is retarded, let’s instead just enjoy on a sane man’s level the following new set of Vikki Blows being all naked and Vikki-y Blows-y.
Holly Peers is your new favourite. Consider yourself told. Forget that you have a right to your own opinions. Holly is your new favourite (or favorite if you prefer barnyard English) and will be until further instruction. Also, forget the fact that this latest set isn’t big enough to completely fulfill your Holly Peers needs because being your new favourite doesn’t require quantity. Any amount of Holly Peers will do. Because why? Because Holly Peers is your new favourite. That’s why.
With Avril Lavigne dressing like a 15 year-old boy, looking like a 14 year-old girl and sounding like a mildly retarded 13 year-old, it makes her perfect fodder for the creepy paparazzi who finally managed to strike gold with Avril losing her top ever-so briefly to create the elusive nipslip. Then we have more of Alessandra Ambrioso in a teeny weenie bikini, this time red, along with actually the least famous lady here but arguably the best filler of a bikini, Sophie Turner.
Melissa Debling is one of the babes from the new crop of British pinups in 2010 who on paper has all the things a pinup should have stats wise. She even bronzes well for a Brit but as an editorial note, she kind of leaves this web scriber thinking, “Meh.” However, other new-ish comer Holly Peers, who can be seen in these preview shots in a soon to be released set, is one we watch with much more enthusiasm. Odds are someone is bound to be pleased with either flavour of female.
It may be a holiday today for us Canadians but we will quench your nude celeb thirst even on our supposed days off with the following spectrum of famous females in various stages of undress: Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz -Barros, Andy , Anna Falchi, Antonella Elia, Antonella Mosetti, Carolina DiNezio, Caroline Winberg, Carre Otis, Catherine McNeil, Elena Dolgih, Elizabeth Minetti, Elsa Pataky, Emily Scott, Emily Sears, Eniko Mihalik, Erika Sanchez, Erin Nass, Eva Herzigova, Gaby Ramirez, Gena-Lee Nolin, Georgia Karabinis, Giannina Facio, Heidi Buss, Jessica Cirio, Jordan Carver, Julie Rovaris, Karina Ursino, Katerina Radchenko, Katie-Jordan Price, Katy Perry, Kelly Brook, Kenya Moore, Krisztina Boross, Leia Freitas, Linnea , Lory Del-Santo, Lucie Senasiova, Luli Fernandez, Magda Gomes, Malgosia Bela, Mariela Del-Lago, Melina Nicolas, Melita Toniolo, Michela Miti, Natalia Bush, Pamela David, Patricia Fishman, Rachel Stevens, Rosa Acosta, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sabrina Rojas, Sarah Nile, Silvina Luna, Soledad Inesa, Tahiticora, Tang Jiali, Vikki Blows and Ximena Capristo.
Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio brings her work home by wearing a bikini (fantastically well) even on her days off while other celeb-type people (mostly Italian) are caught by the paparazzi, and they are former NYPD Blue star Sharon Lawrence in a sheer top, porn star Alektra Blue also in a sheer top, Alessia Marcuzzi, Alice Dellal, Ali Bastian, Elsa Pataky, Lola Ponce, Maria Castaneda, Melita Toniolo, Michelle Hunziker, Nina Senicar, Paris Hilton, Patrizia Pellegrino, Raffaella Zardo, Sara Tommasi, and Vanessa Ravizza.
