Along with the behind the scenes video of 2012’s Miss Bumbum Brazil Rosana Ferreira, we have stills from other backstage footage of photo shoots featuring Edelweiss, Jessica White, Jimena Fucks, Luciana Salazar, Nena Ristic, Sara Balint, Yolanda Jimenez, Yvette Lopez.

We’ve seen Aussie pinup model Emily Scott around here in our little internet world for years but as of late, we’ve seen a dirtier bleached blond version of Emily on one of those “celebrity” reality TV series that’s a combination of Survivor and a brain tumour. It’s called I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here or IACGMOOH for short. This is a more glammed up stripped down version of Emily Scott from when she was modeling... uh, clothes? No. Makeup? Maybe. Boobs? That’s it.

Saralisa Volm is a German actress. Hotel Desire is a movie. Boys have penises. Girls have vaginas. When a boy puts his penis in a vagina, babies are made. When it’s filmed by a European director, art is made. (Warning: actor’s penis goes in actress’ vagina.)

I realize declaring Mellisa Clarke cute is a pretty radical statement but I’m going stand by it because I’m so amazingly courageous with my opinions. Jesus was the same way. I’m not saying that I’m like Jesus but it’s clear that I am without having to say it. Bringing the masses pictures of cuties like Mellisa Clarke is Christ-like work. At least, that’s what my mom says. It’s weird because she’s an atheist who puts more value in the power of crystals than The Lord. I fee like I’ve lost focus on the fact that Mellisa Clarke is cute. So to bring back that focus let’s take a look at Mellisa in both stills and movements by herself and along with gal pal Hannah Martin who I will go out on a limb and say is also cute in her own way.

If 2012 is truly the last year of our existence, this Pirelli Calendar is technically the last. Mind you, according to lazy ancient calendar makers from present day Mexico, the end of the world happens in December of 2012. Which means the 2013 Pirelli Calendar should be in the can and available to the internets by early December next year. So there’s a positive. Anther positive is that this video of the making of the 2012 Pirelli Calendar has more nudity than some other versions out there. The negative being the 1080p version we have is the version with less nudity. If more supermodel nakedness is a priority over more pixels to you, then enjoy the video up above and save your time and our bandwidth and don’t download the HD version. Features Edita Vilkeviciute, Guinevere VanSeenus, Isabeli Fontana, Joan Smalls, Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Milla Jovovich, Natasha Poly, Rinko Kikuchi, and Saskia DeBrauw.

Let’s see what it looks like making a calendar with a topless, almost full frontal, wet, and what appears to be a shivering Holly Peers. These stills are deceiving in that they imply this is a Holly Peers calendar when in fact she’s sharing the months with fellow Brit pinups Danni Wells, Stacey Massey and Sabine J. Priek which is not a completely terrible thing. We do expect to see the actual Holly Peers 2012 Calendar soon where she gets all 12 months but expect less sexy grit and more pinup gloss.

Shameless Season Two starts up in January and we already know that its star Emmy Rossum is getting naked in the first episode as proven in this 48 second clip. There’s a good chance we’ll see William H. Macy’s ass again too in the upcoming season. So there should be something for everyone. Just in case you forgot how good Emmy was at being naked in season one, please enjoy this montage of all her nude seasons from the premiere season of Shameless along with these stills of her co-stars Laura Wiggins and Jane Levy.

Suelyn Medeiros is a Brazilian model you probably have seen here in our Week In Rearview features because, well, her rear has some appeal. As of late, she has become tabloid fodder for “dating” people like 50 Cent and lady face puncher Chris Brown. So to solidify her vacuous fame, she’s released had a sex tape leaked without her consent besides a legally binding contract saying she’s fine with it because she’s in need of something besides her ass to make her famous which is actually just another thing making her famous that involves her ass. You know, that old Hollywood fairytale.

Here’s two minutes (parts one and two combined) of the behind the scenes look at Kitty Lea’s most recent photo shoot which makes us think there’s going to be a part three, possibly four.

Kitty Lea’s been doing the pinup model gig and has been doing it well. In the past year or so, she’s also doing the... um... the thing where she stripteases to the video camera in a way that is designed to... um... give the viewer a happy ending. Covering her naked self in baby oil will probably, for many, succeed at doing that.

How To Make It In America star Lake Bell also known for her past roles in TV’s Surface, Boston Legal, and movies where she played the chick with amazing cleavage is heavily promoting herself these days by reminding us about her fantastic figure. This time it’s in her place where she goes on record both verbally and visually that she is indeed braless.

It’s those fresh faced models from the frenetic photo shoot we coined Tour de No Pants because we think we’re clever sometimes while most times we can’t write or proof read to save our lives. Watch the 3 videos we put into one and then also take a look at these other models in images that won’t make you quite as dizzy.

Very cool short featuring models Sarah Stephens and May Andersen who has been making news for her less arty photos. The pictorial that goes with this video can be seen here.

This video is the companion piece to the pictorial seen here...

If you're looking for something brunette, or something British, or something booby, or something that is all three, then Sabrina J. Priek is your blond British booby gal. Enjoy her in some stills and enjoy her in this moving picture individually or together. Amputees with one arm may have to enjoy one form of media at a time.

If you’re looking for something... ugh, all this typing. Just read the previous article and swap brunette for blond and you’ll get what’s going on here.

Lake Bell said it was her year of nudity and up until now, it kind of seemed like a fib. Turns out she made good on to that promise to the many who have seen her in TV over the years (Surface, Boston Legal, etc.) who have always wondered if her amazing cleavage was all bra magic. This scene from “How to Make It in America” proves that it wasn’t. And let me throw out the word “wow” for the people without eyeballs.